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There was an old women who heard a song on the radio called "two lips seven kisses"
She try and calls the radio station but accidentally called a
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you guys know what "up dawg" is?
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@Mrgreen247365 you dont get it. cmon that is an easy to get it
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@Brugar18 wtf that aint even funny?
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i just had surgery on my legs so my doctor said no heavy lifting... now i must sit down to take a piss
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@Brugar18 XD
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horrible
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haha with all these comment jokes i imagine eli telling them.
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lmfao cheesy pervy jokes my favorite
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a blonde, a mayor, a priest, and boy are on a plane.
the plane is going to crash.
there are 3 parachutes.
the blonde and the mayor each grab one and jump out.
the priest says to the boy, "Son, take the last one. You have a longer life ahead."
the boy says, "what are you talking about? the blonde took my back pack!"
supermidgetakabrian 5 months ago 59
son comes complaining to his mom
-mom you are getting on my nerves with your attitude
-how could you say that?*crying* honey come quick! our son is disrespecting me!
the dad comes to the room and says:
-respect you mother you son of a bitch!
Brugar18 2 months ago 21