Clara's Rap

Parody of Natalie's Rap by the Lonely Island. Dedicated to Kevin. Fight On!

LYRICS:
Jordan: We're sitting here today with freshman Clara Hill.
Clara: Hello.
Jordan: So, Clara, what made you decide to come to USC?
Clara: Do you really wanna know?
Jordan: Yes, please tell us.

Clara: I don't sleep motherfucker off that coffee from TroGro
Going out to parties at fraternities on Greek row
Brenda: Damn, Kevin Steen, you should come here, too
Kevin: Yo shut the fuck up, I enrolled there foo'
Clara: Use my mealswipes at Parkside, motherfucker
Forget my fro-yo, I'll smack the shit out of you sucka
Posse: Whatchu want Kevin Steen?
Kevin: To drink and fight
Posse: Whatchu need Kevin Steen?
Kevin: To fuck all night
Clara: Don't call me when I'm studying in Leavey, dude
Push the books 'til I've made it on the Dean's List, too
To the gym! Swipe your card and then you enter
Be a man! Work out at the Lyon Center

Jordan: I'm sorry Clara, but are we to believe that you condone coming to USC?
Clara: I never said anywhere else was better
Jordan: What about all the kids that want to come here? Do you have a message for them?

Clara: All the kids that wanna come here, apply real quick
It's SC motherfucker, drink 'til you're sick
A side note, you won't ever need a coat
Watch you chill and tan, on slightly higher land
My favorite dude, you know I'm talking to you
Posse: We love you Kevin Steen!
Clara: I wanna fuck you too!
Posse: S!
Clara: is for Southern!
Posse: C!
Clara: is for Cali! Curbstomp a Bruin for fun in the alley!

Jordan: Well, Clara, I'm surprised. All this from a USC freshman.
Clara: Well, there's a lot you may not know about me.
Jordan: Really. Such as?

Clara: When I was at SC
I smoked weed every day
Cheated every test
And snorted all the yay
I got a def posse
We eat a lot of food
If you wanna join us here, then press submit!
Maggie: Middlebury, you are a stupid bitch
Clara: Hell yeah!
Maggie: And I always get frustrated, when I read your website
Clara: What!?
Maggie: As for integrity, at SC we don't care
Just be a Trojan, haaooooowwwwww

Jordan: Okie-doke, Clara. One final question. If you could steal a smooch, from any guy in Hollywood, who would it---
Clara: I've got Kevin.


Starring: Clara, Maggie, Jordan, Brenda, and the def posse (Tess, Meg, Brenda, Morgan, and Rochelle)
Filming by: Jordan and Meg
Lyrics: Clara and Jordan (with help from Maggie)
Directed and Edited by: Jordan

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Natalie's Rap
• Rap
• Clara's Rap
• Clara
• Kevin
• USC
• Trojans
• Lonely Island

[steen118]

yeah, i'm pretty sure that this meowdeo is the meowst thing to ever meowpen to meow. except for meowbe getting meowcepted to MeowSC.

Meow meow meow. I meowve you Clara!

[dbkick13]

That was amazing...kevin you got a good girl!

[R0CHELLY]

i mish you guys so much

[R0CHELLY]

yo shut the fuck up, i enrolled there, foo

[poookyish]

it's SC motherfucker, drink til you're SICK!

[scasti89]

ROFL!!!! I LOVE IT!