NEWPORT 'Gangsters Paradise' Parody (Jay Z New York - Empire state of mind)

Unrehearsed South Waleiun Car Crash....Safe as...Innit

As I walk round the valleys I see nothing Left
all the Spars have turned to Londis and the Beefeaters to Little Chef
But Ive been hanging down Spar for so long
I gave birth round the back leaning up against the Biffa bin,
I aint never seen such offers on Nappies fags and cider,
Even the whtie lightning's on a 2 for 1 offer
But outside is where i ike to chillax and hang out
and increase our risk of asthma and drink induced gout
If you fancy a rukkas or a good ol' fashioned kicking
We'll settle it over lager and pasties made of GM chicken
But outside the sliding doors its a mecca for many
WHY DONT YOU COME JOIN US WE ARE SPAR CREW Y-FENNI

Been spending most out likves hanging down the spar with jones and price
been spending most ur lives drinking cheap spar own brand merchandise

NEWPORT, concrete jungle where dreams are made of theres nothing you cant do, now your in NEWPORT, these streets will make you feel brand new these lights will inspire you, now your in NEWPART NEWPART NEWPAAAAART

Look at the situation that i be facing
all these hucking hippies smkoing weed and raving
well i gotta be down with my hoodies
too much fightin' got me chased by the piggies
Im a kappa wearing cool wit' booze on my mind
fake ID in my hand and a glezm in my eye
Im a SPAR crewster, a street hanger
DID YOU KNOW THAT REGAL SPELT BACKWARDS IS LAGER ?!

NEWPORT....
Im straight outa Bettws and into Trefecca, Keeping it right, drinking all night, drinking up the 'White Shite'

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• JP
• newport
• rap

[payitforwardeddie]

Its alright for you lot. Who's gonna rap about Aberdare?

[SparCrewYFenni]

@payitforwardeddie Just gave us an idea, thanks, watch this space Aberdare!

[SparCrewYFenni]

type in to you tube JONSEY AND PRICEY LIVE AT SPRINGFEST 2010

to check our our other video cheers!

[EclecticBadger]

YouTube has just pulled the other Newport Newport version due to a copyright claim by EMI. Watch your backs girls they might be after you next. !!!Stupidly enforced copyright claims kill creativity!!!

[SparCrewYFenni]

@EclecticBadger Thanks, yeh see what happens, although we are not making any money out of it or anything! spoil sports eh? ah well we still did it first and had more views than is sane!! haa!

[SparCrewYFenni]

@EclecticBadger Although to be fair can you get pulled for doing a kareoke version of something? you tube will be screwed if thats the case! phah!

[robskites13]

YOU KNOWS IT!!!!

[LivingBetterTV]

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[sherider]

check out or remix of gangsters paradise sweet

[juanan25t]

I have done Olee perfect .. applause for the two beautiful

[Carlz871]

TIDY!!!! :P

[osioda]

My daughter got married in St Pierre recently and at the night time party they played the original but we were singing Newport every time the chorus came on, all inspired by this....love it!

[golden14]

As fast as EMI get the original pulled down it gets put back up again, maybe that's why EMI have slumped in profits so much in the past few years, too much money spent on lawyers and not music - I once worked with an ex EMI guy (no offence to all the nice people at EMI) but he was a total tosser!

Neat video Sparcrew!

[logicworkshop1]

@EclecticBadger - the other one was commercially produced by a London production company as a viral marketing tool for their services - can't blame the record company for pulling it - This one, however, is by a couple of creative crazies having fun at a party and it happened to get captured on somebody's mobile.