Uploaded by Yourfavoritemartian on Mar 23, 2011
DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/StereotypesSong
Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson
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Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider
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***NOTE***
I did NOT get the Scottish and Welsh mixed up. Yes, the Welsh are known for humping sheep, but to the rest of the world the stereotype applies to the Scottish too. Please look it up before you start arguing about it. :)
***********LYRICS**************
I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious.
They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role.
You've got to go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're
Out of control like a Chinese driver.
I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but
They're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
I'm just joking. If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked teeth of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.
I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-naked.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! They're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
(repeat 8x)
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
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The only one true thing in this song is that we, in Russia, really drink vodka on breakfast = )
NoxAndry 8 minutes ago
perfect stoner music
MultiMonster69 10 minutes ago
@TheSound329 You know he's being sarcastic, right? The name of the song is Stereotypes Song in case u didnt notice:)
Jeanie2707 20 minutes ago
thumbs up if u think it brings two nationalities to come together by making fun of another
diamondhead1351 38 minutes ago
@plipcandieplip puerto rican, brazilian, and jamacain but i take a bath 2 times a day and im not high all the time
diamondhead1351 44 minutes ago
Hey it not the Scottish who have sex with sleep it the wales people.
i know i am English, you USA.
eat it
ideadman66 46 minutes ago in playlist Your Favorite Martian
@munkiemee because they have a brain, a sence of humor, and they are human
antman20able 49 minutes ago
poor poor sheep ;(
dadyrocks49 55 minutes ago
Why would ANYONE download this song?!?!
munkiemee 57 minutes ago
@TheSound329 it was a joke, and i'm half Scottish anyway so yes i know that isn't true; it's the stereotype, that and and suffering from awful liver related illnesses due to the large amount of alcohol consumption. Just take a joke next time.
coombs002 1 hour ago
Fucking racist asshole..
TheSound329 1 hour ago
@coombs002 We fucking don't eat Haggis all the fucking tim so STFU dumbass
TheSound329 1 hour ago
@MyMusic0Hero0 He's from the US
perrybtw 1 hour ago
its the Welsh that shag sheep. The scots just eat haggis all the time.
coombs002 1 hour ago
what country is ray from?
please tell me
My0Music0Hero0 1 hour ago
no belgians and chocolate? D: (m from belgium) :)
orionlordion 1 hour ago
What about Germans?
Hayguyswazzup 2 hours ago
any one who takes this video seriously.... congrats... you're what's wrong with this world
herpingwithmarc 2 hours ago
No Canada? :(
ChangeTheChannelSong 2 hours ago in playlist Your Favorite Martian
@Exxelious im finnish :)
masattajaFIN 2 hours ago
@leng524 yes we know you do
kokorokitten 2 hours ago
@RabbitMeow343 i no! no frickin canadians! how can we live without em (andim not even from canada)
HyperPartyer 2 hours ago
@antman20able The tenticle goes into the pussy, and usually it's way too big
DarkLordofMinecraft 3 hours ago
suckssssssssssssssssssssssss
leng524 3 hours ago
AND THEY MISS THE FINNISH PEOPLE,FML!
Exxelious 3 hours ago