Top 10 Funniest Quotes -- The Amazing Race 1

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Q: Where are Kevin & Drew?! They were hilarious!!
A: Kevin & Drew had so many funny lines that I actually made a SEPERATE video with their own top 10 quotes. These are the top 10 quotes NOT involving Kevin & Drew. See annotations for a link.

These are the funniest quotes IN MY OPINION!! If you disagree, please keep your opinions to yourself.

Here's transcripts in case you can't hear:

10. Brennan: Do I have crap on my face?...Rob: Uh, just that stupid goatee.

9. Paul: Oh, I would LOVE to zip her up in [her sleeping bag]. Maybe she'll be quiet!

8. Frank: I HATE this crap!! AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(tied)
Frank: LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!­!

7. Amie: We slept out in the raiiin and the cold! ...Nancy: Why didn't y'all go to the hotel?...Amie: What hotel?

6. Frank: I'm driving a Swatch Watch...I could ride my bike faster than this.

5. Leslie: We're in...what? 7th place?...Kim: I don't know. I can't do math right now.

4. Amie: Emily's mom did [The Bungee], Nancy did it...Paul: I don't care if the Pope did this!!

3. Nancy: This [train station] is creepy for women!...Bill: Yeah, I know it is!

2. Margarita: Where?...Frank: At Chicken Island...Margarita: What's that?...Frank: Around the corner from Turkey Island.

1. Greeter: Welcome to Les Beaux de Provence...Joe: We're team number three!...Greeter: You are team number four...Joe:....Four?!

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[lazy4295]

Didn't enjoy that at all other than the one with the black guy complaining about the car.