Huntingdon Life Sciences Robert (Bob) Kelly Home Demo 4-5-09

Bob Kelly, Chairman and CEO of Bank of New York-Mellon : Activists just love coming on over to your fancy pad to say a neighborly "howdy-ho" to the hired goons posted outside your brownstone. These guys, aside from having discount Fantastic Sam's haircuts that scream "wanna-be cop" from a mile away, can't even manage to pull off the simplest and most mundane task like successfully photographing activists at the demos with any kind of accuracy.

You're swimming in cash like a beagle-punching Scrooge McDuck and you hire Gomer Pyle and Corky from Life Goes On to try and intimidate activists?? L-O-L You really ARE a clueless and sad example of what happens when corporate scum don't have a single ounce of street smarts.

Bob Kelly, you've got all the money in the world - much of it marinading in the blood of innocent animals poisoned, beaten, burned, and mutilated inside the walls of Huntingdon Life Sciences, so step it up already and ditch the Magnum-PI wannabes and hire yourself a couple goons who aren't so obvious.

Robert Kelly, Sell your shares of LSR (Huntingdon Life Sciences' stock ticker symbol) immediately, thus making the statement to the world that it only takes the superbrains at Bank of New York once, errr I mean twice facing campaigns to stop the killing at HLS to learn that investing in a company that punches beagle puppies is probably a bad idea.

Robert Kelly, activists will be back! And they ask that you loosen up the purse strings and spring for a newer and more entertaining set of dumb-and-dumber "muscle."

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