Dilbert: Stupid Benefits and Too Old Video
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Uploaded by dilbert on Sep 28, 2008
http://www.dilbert.com/animation
by Scott Adams
Wally posts a comic at work while Catbert practices a little ageism.
In Stupid Benefits, Catbert says, Wally, I have to fire you for posting a comic comparing managers to drunken lemurs. You wont be eligible for unemployment benefits unless you can prove you were stupid as opposed to malicious. Can you prove youre stupid? Wally replies, Is there another explanation for working here?
In Too Old, The Man says, I have all of the job requirements youre looking for. I have an I.Q. of 300, several Nobel Prizes, and two centuries of Unix experience, thanks to the time machine and immortality drug I invented. Catbert says, Thats a lot of words for Too Old.
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this is my last one........i swear
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@SAlpsu Alice has earned 14 patents. I think that counts as highly skilled.
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@WavemasterAshi That would suggest that the company hires highly skilled people.
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@SAlpsu Because the people in Recruiting are all highly skilled liars?
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@SAlpsu Bad job market so people get desperate, etc etc...
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Clearly a genius like that who invented stuff like a time machine and immortality drug would not need or want a job in some tech company.
Idiotic comics, Scott Adams should hang for this.
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Why would anyone who's actually qualified want to work at Dilbert's company?
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zzzzzzzzzz
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@qoqonutDOTcom An old guy just can't get a break. I can do circuit lithography better than current state of the art because lasers shoot out my eyes, but will anyone hire me? Nooooooo!
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great stuff.
Scott adams got in loads of trouble for the first cartoon, a guy got fired in real life for putting up a dilbert cartoon!
we love yer scott
razmitazzz 2 years ago 72
lol... "that's alot of words for too old"
qoqonutDOTcom 3 years ago 58