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Uploaded by on Mar 1, 2006

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This is a parody of Shakira's great song Whenever Wherever

Shakira - whenever dont matter
Done by Mo Collins from MadTv



Lyrics provided by N1GAGE

Baby I was born that far away so,
I speak English as a se-cond language,
I don't understand the words I say,
There's no word that rymes with language,
Lucky that I have a smoken' body,
Cause I only sing in jibberish,
Lucky that I am uh such a hottie,
Watch my hips go quiverish,

Good news for you, I'm double jointed, too

Whatever, Don't Matter,
I can sing about pancake batter,
I will shake my derier,
And you won't go nowhere,
Bend over, Come Under,
Come enjoy my thighs of thunder,
I'll just toss my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere,

Lucky, that my hips arn't only droopy,
When I shake them they move mountains,
Lucky that these breasts are proud and perky,
And my lips are full and poutin',

Bebabebabababa, Bebabebabababa,
Time to crawl into the mud,

Whatever, Don't Matter,
You wouldn't listen if I were fatter,
That I got a spicy rear,
So you won't go nowhere,
Peek under, turn over,
I make no sense if you are sober,
So I clash my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere.

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  • Why so many dislikes? I'm colombian and I love Shakira, But this is just a parody!! There's no need to dislike this awesome parody :D lol

  • most viewed parody ever? lol

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  • mad funny haha lol

  • @goeiedag11 het is een sketch het is bedoeld als een grapje !!!

  • XDDD this is great

  • I think I broke my funny bone ! XD

  • @goeiedag11 BLAH BLAH BLAH

  • I like the howling in this song

  • @goeiedag11 You are right, USA depends on Europe for everything. USA copied Europe on creating the computer you are using, the internet you are using, the web browser you are using, the website you are using, even the font you are reading right now.

  • @goeiedag11 I know, USA copied Europe on creating the computer you are using, the internet you are using, the web browser you are using, the website you are using, even the font you are reading right now.

  • hahahhaha i can't stop shaking :DDDDDD so funny

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