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This is a parody of Shakira's great song Whenever Wherever

Shakira - whenever dont matter
Done by Mo Collins from MadTv



Lyrics provided by N1GAGE

Baby I was born that far away so,
I speak English as a se-cond language,
I don't understand the words I say,
There's no word that rymes with language,
Lucky that I have a smoken' body,
Cause I only sing in jibberish,
Lucky that I am uh such a hottie,
Watch my hips go quiverish,

Good news for you, I'm double jointed, too

Whatever, Don't Matter,
I can sing about pancake batter,
I will shake my derier,
And you won't go nowhere,
Bend over, Come Under,
Come enjoy my thighs of thunder,
I'll just toss my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere,

Lucky, that my hips arn't only droopy,
When I shake them they move mountains,
Lucky that these breasts are proud and perky,
And my lips are full and poutin',

Bebabebabababa, Bebabebabababa,
Time to crawl into the mud,

Whatever, Don't Matter,
You wouldn't listen if I were fatter,
That I got a spicy rear,
So you won't go nowhere,
Peek under, turn over,
I make no sense if you are sober,
So I clash my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere.

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  • Why so many dislikes? I'm colombian and I love Shakira, But this is just a parody!! There's no need to dislike this awesome parody :D lol

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  • Stupid Americans always have to copy good European things. Take this as an example

  • omg.i cant stop laughing.

  • lol guys its so much better than the original, i got used to watch it from time to time :D:D

  • @karimkopra No offence intended, but why r u watching this in the 1st place? People get teased and stuff like that. I mean, look at justin bieber or britney spears... Deal with it

  • She's sexy.

  • @uxtleE watch out for Yama-Ban

  • Thumbs up if a bff brought u here

  • @karimkopra u got anger probs man O_O

  • you or not funny

    I`m telling you

    u r not funnnny

    no 1 mes with my girl

    don`t let me c in the street

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  • @carmitaedl you didn't blink for an hour?

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