Poem of a Spork

A Poem I wrote about a Spork
Enjoy! =)

Words:
I am hungry, I need to eat
What tools must I use, to see this feat
I might as well, go lie in bed
To sleep and rest, to think with my head
In my dreams, I have found
A spork that lay, on the ground
I jump from bed, cold from sweat
Theres a spork in my kitchen! That you can bet!
I scurry around, with my new thoughts
I can not fail, I hope I have brought
Sporks are so strange, they way they are
A spoon? A Fork? You cant tell from afar
I run so fast, into the kitchen
I can not wait, this will be finger lickin
But I slip, and I fall
When I wake and I can see, something I dont like at all
The spork is in my leg, holy shit its in my leg
I twist and I moan, I cant jerk it out
And oh my god its on fire, I must put it out!
I stumble and I panic, I am in such great danger
I look up and I see, a bizarre hooded stranger
he throws water on my leg, the fire is gone
What is your name? The hooded person says Dawn
Well geez thanks dawn, I reach my arms out for a hug
But to my surprise, Dawn just stood there and shrugged
When I looked back, there was no Dawn to be found
I looked and I looked, but I sat down and frowned
Dawn was not real, this all was just a dream
But when I looked at my leg, it tore at the seam
The cut was still there! Burn marks and all!
Just before I could scream, my phone rang with a call
It was my mother, she called to remind
Were you sleepwalking again? There are no sporks in the kitchen! None I could find!
So until next time, the next time I hunger
I will always remember, my kitchen blunder.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

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• think
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• kitchen
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• dawn
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• sleepwalk

[PrIzEiNaBoXx]

Sorry guys! i didnt win =/

[Stradivarius12506]

Didn't win what?

[PrIzEiNaBoXx]

the contest lol, this video was for my friend but i lostt =/

[gabstazx]

haha that was great !!

[Whitlee777]

lol

[thebigpurpleblob]

if you take away the little thing that comes up u can see your phone # :P

Dont worry im not a stalker.

[polypeptide4]

very cute

[KaneKlepto]

haha that was amazing xD

[guzza72]

Haha that was great!

[lilshelle21]

lol, so funny!