"IT'S A COOKBOOK!" The Yokeup Cookbook Caper
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Tell us more about this "evidense" and tell us how come a "monotheism" has three Gods in it. Is it because Christians suck at math?
3 years ago 5
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The part that confused me is why did they bring the book back and ask the lady in the store. Couldn't they just ask God about the book and save some gas? Or does God want them to waste gas?
3 years ago 4
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yokeup (jeffy)without his father-in-law is a NOBODY, his father-in-law(papalouie)is in charge of the Jobs (the boss)so caroline owns the house and jeffy tries to get the house under his name but it won't happen.
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I'm going to be totally honest with you. If a teller ever gave me too much money, there would be exactly zero chance of me returning it.
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Crap.
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"They would be some serious assholes. :D"
Sad thing is they are already some serious assholes.
Anyway if you'll excuse me I shall be pissing off baby jesus with my very existance and be causing god to prepare a special place in hell for me.
I wonder if it'll be near demos.... ((lol doom reference,))
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Goodness, can we not do anything just because of the fact that we are innately moral and good people?
Why must we have the fear of a god instilled in us in order for us to even say please or thank you?
I shudder to think what people would be like if they didn't have that fear of Hell?
They would be some serious assholes. :D
At least I do not tend to the sick and ailing at my hospital because I think that If I do not I will burn in a fiery pit of despair and destruction.
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You see, now if you had finished off that brew with a proper slurry of champagne yeast, than the finished product wouldn't taste as sweet and would definately have a higher alcohol percentage.
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You believe in the universe, and as the universe is true to you, that is a powerful God that is more powerful than any of the God's that you speak of. i.e. recursively, your God is the universe itself, and if the universe does exist and God's do not exist, then that makes the universe more powerful and more God-like than any God. To understand this recursion you will have to consider the paradox carefully.
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Professing a "belief in God" or not doesn't change the fact that God is the one who gave you a conscience to begin with. But seeing as you use filthy language, you betray a degeneracy from the perfection you innately know you should practice. Your conscience does convict you, exactly as God designed it to, and yet this works until such time as men have burned it out, and then they "enjoy" the freedom of being reprobate sociopaths without any pangs of conscience, per Romans chapter 1.
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Wow this is awesome Morality without need for fear of retribution. I like to define to others a Karma so they understand but truth is it's just self control and internal ethics
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When's your next Captain Thorazine Award?
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Satan motivated you to return the money.
NotSoOldHippy 3 years ago
"Satan motivated you to return the money."
Why, I never would have though of that!
Desertphile 3 years ago
Hey that's the wine you started last spring isn't it?
mobiltec 3 years ago
It was started in October of 2007, and I poured it all out yesterday: I ruined it by trying to "fine" it even though it did not need it. The color was ruined.
Desertphile 3 years ago
A teller once gave me a lot more money than she should have which I didnt discover until I was outside the bank. Of course, I went back and returned it. I probably saved her job. That was reward enough for being honest. I did that without being a Christian or in fear of a deity. What do you suppose Yokeup would think accounts for such strange behavior by non Christians?
SSanf 3 years ago
"What do you suppose Yokeup would think accounts for such strange behavior by non Christians?"
We will never know: he seems to have ignored this video, and I'm sure I know why: the painful truth could destroy him.
Desertphile 3 years ago