So You've Decided to Become Religious

So you've decided to become religious, here are some Essential Steps that you need to become one.


*Warning, this is just a joke, I am making fun of the over religious people out there: the insane metaphors, the hostility, and the opinions stated are meant to be funny and over the top. But to be honest if I offend you I don't really care :-). cheers

Category:

Comedy

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• christian
• christianity
• Nate
• Izquierdo
• Religion
• Religious
• So
• You've
• You
• Have
• Decided
• to
• Become
• Jew
• Jews
• Muslim
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• Stuff
• God
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• Christ

[mdjungnitsch]

lawl. Like the choice in music!

Sigur Ros - Ti Ki, eh?

[cuban3rdname]

@mdjungnitsch

i never thought anyone would guess what song this was haha

[mdjungnitsch]

@cuban3rdname, Im an avid Sigur Ros fan. ;) never thought Id hear it anywhere outside of my playlist. lol

[cuban3rdname]

@mdjungnitsch

My best friend Nick introduced me to them, I hate white noise and thought Sigur Ros will be perfect because they have long songs and sometimes its just music

[xxhellokitty02]

also, i think God is just like the mom you described

and

i dont think jewish ppl can eat sausage on their pizza

[xxhellokitty02]

and you have to live with the fact that you killed your kid

harsh

but for some reason i laughed

haha your awesome...prob cuz we're related

[krusader17]

haha, i loved it man. especially the bit about how water is evil cause jesus only drank wine haha. good stuff man.

Adam

[MaceDragoon]

This coming from a man who earned 2 free tickets to heaven. You now have a debt with Jesus. :/

-George