My online hebrew lessons part one!

Never! I repeat, NEVER! use this sentences on the every day life.
especialy if your on a trip to Israel!
(it's NOT a joke).
(really).
(it's NOT)
(I like sushi).

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• soikis
• hebrew
• funny
• stupid
• lessons
• amusing
• hilarious
• ridiculous

[HomoAlba]

What does the second sentence mean. I know it means "I have..."

[soikis]

"...A hampster in my ass"

[funnyg12345]

u r soooooo funny

[soikis]

:D THX I try

[shaishimony1]

אתה בוחש בשוקו ואמא שלך בוחשת באוגרים

[soikis]

לפחות כאן לא עשית שגיאות כתיב....נו טוב... לפחות אני לא בוחש בשוקו אצל זומי....אופס!

:)

[Missnightie]

think before you write!

you sound like the kids from The Children Of The Corn!

"The bible says blah blah blah..."

[11MikeandMatt11]

OMW LOL! HAH HA HA JHAHA LOL HE HA HE HO LENTALS. The Very end part where he hit u in the face LOL

[Monkey69Boii]

I love penis!  Lmfao u homo...

[Alinejust4fun]

ליצן!!



[zoe745]

lol. thats what you do when you have 2:50 minutes too much of free time

[Rotem0020]

thank you very much! this video is very helpfull and easy to learn. now i know how to thank my israeli family for a lovely dinner! (:

[AmflyShapira]

jesus crist :X

I am an israelian jew and I have to tell u guys, U ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE TO THE JEWS...

btw the video is not funny even not a bit.

[MatthewSforcina]

You are funny!

[danidin0099]

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[artgirl155]

ya know!

SOME PEOPLE ARE JEWISH AND WANT TO KNOW HEBREW!

YOU ARE SO CRUEL AND VERY MEAN!

[blackninja99]

LOL

first sentence meens, i steer chocolate milk

as in your a faggot. XD

second sentence meens, I have a hamster up my ass

third sentence meens, my green nipples are dancing O.o (dont ask)

forth sentence meens, i would be happy to lick you shit. XDD

lol thats a nice idea though

רעיון נחמד, אבל זה קצת שקוף כי יש אנשים שיודעים מילה או שתיים ואם הם לא מזהים אותה הם יודעים..

בכל מקרה אחלה רעיון XDDDDD

[theguyoo1]

Hilarious. Funniest thing I've seen in a while.

(I actually understood what you said in Hebrew)

[jalasham]

clown!!!!!!

[wendy78127]

u r so funny

[DancinTwinnies]

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[RisenToFallxXx]

hehe,,,i talked back but i accidently said licka-licka-licka...and then you said VERY GOOD! so even though i cant talk in hebrew, you still made me feel happy. =)

[friendsareawsome]

once again....EXTREME AWESOMENESS!!!

[fluugy]

This is hilarious. This guy is so funny, I have a crush on him!!! And, I could be old enough to be his grandmother, well, not quite, but close, so damn funny! Wouldn't he make the perfect teacher!!!

[d0Cleric]

I must say it's rly wierd O.O and funny

[noellee08]

i agree wit NickSunderland lol

[TwiiNg0]

lol....עולה חדש?? חח סתם

[NickSunderland]

lol all learning should be this much fun

[DaliaSolomonov]

חחחח איזה מצחיק אתה... "פטמותי הירוקות מרקדות" חחח זה הרג אותי!!

[2manyhannahs]

now thats not very nice now is it..

its only ment to be a joke..

[ABBADDONOFIDUMEA]

You fony jews are the devil that the bible speaks of, you are not the real hebrew israelites, you red bastards.

[xwii007x]

Ahaha, sorry I''m not up to date on my slang.