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Uploaded on Nov 20, 2007

Speak to your kids about cooties...before cooties speaks to them first.

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  • kat m

    kat m 9 months ago

    i might be infected!!!! noooooooo!!!!

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  • ThePitNYC

    ThePitNYC 8 months ago

    Luckily there is a vaccination to prevent others from getting infected.

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  • sleepyinblue

    sleepyinblue 9 months ago

    "Circle, circle, dot, dot.... Now you've got the cootie shot!" Ahahaha! Too funny! xD If only that worked for actual diseases...

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  • dredmozer123

    dredmozer123 6 months ago

    Lets all quote things from this video and post it in the comments section.

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  • da959

    da959 2 days ago

    I HAVE to get vaccinaed against this lethal virus!! I came in contact with these little girls a few days ago that I know haven't had the cootie shot!!...lol Darn girls! ...they always have cooties in some form or another!!!!

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  • muhammad imuh

    muhammad imuh 4 days ago

    i blame myself

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  • hawkswin1988

    hawkswin1988 1 week ago

    "I made a big mistake" good times... agreed to whoever said cooties are like aids for kids:D

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  • AORX3

    AORX3 2 weeks ago

    awe this was so cute X3

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  • animallover890100

    animallover890100 2 weeks ago

    I got my vaccine Thursday. ;)

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  • John Burt

    John Burt 3 weeks ago

    So, I asked you if you could elaborate on how my critique of this video was in error, and your reply was "no".

    Well, okay, in that case have a nice day.

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    oOSTEAMOo 3 weeks ago

    "Humorless feminist"-John M. Burt

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  • John Burt

    John Burt 3 weeks ago

    "I actually think this video is funny, for what it is, but it's also making light of sexism and bullying." -- John M. Burt

    "no." -- oOSTEAMOo

    "Is so!" -- John M. Burt, speaking to Steamy on his/her own chosen level of discourse.

    "Could you elaborate?" -- John M. Burt, trying to elevate the discussion a bit.

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  • oOSTEAMOo

    oOSTEAMOo 3 weeks ago

    no.

    

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  • juiletlovesu

    juiletlovesu 1 month ago

    I better Get thalía vacine!

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