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If i played dead the misses would nick my wallet!!!
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but the question is will it blend????
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That spider pimp was like ''SURPRISE SEX'' !!
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BITCH STOLE MY SKITTLES
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Hmmm so if i play dead biting a bag of skittles i can get laid? ALLLLRRRIIIIIIGHTTTTT
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EPIC!!!!!!! to all you haters wishing we could do that as well: we do, physically and psychologically. get some game, hater.
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AHAHAHAHA XD
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the male spider only has seven legs.
he lost one when his wife walked in and saw him cheating on her.
winning.
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RAPE!!!
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Damn, even spiders have game - Just like humans, they figured out that being a player will get them laid.
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Note to self: play dead with diamond ring in mouth.
CuervoBlack06 3 years ago 43
Hmm I wonder will that work for me??
1:Get a candy bar
2:Feign death holding candy bar
3:Female walks up and trys to take candy
4:Female drags candy bar with me in tow
5:I jump up "SUPRISE LETS HAVE SEX!"
6:ALRIGHT!! Giggly Giggly
Crimsonlee2XX 3 years ago 24