The Facebook Stalker Music Video (HD)

Made by Damon Scaife (OneShotFilm)

So a couple months ago I got a friend request
on my Facebook land of the socially obsessed
I'm not sure who this girl is but she's only got three friends
I said "What the hell? What's the harm in letting her pretend?"
Now that was a while back and I let myself forget
About that random ass girl and her random ass friend request
That's when I logged on one day to see:
150 Notifications! Holy shit someone loves me!
I'm thinkin' "Damn son" Who's this bitch?
Who looked through every album and commented on every pic?
I don't even look at myself that much
She even made a crack about a picture of my but
And I understand looking even when you can't touch
But I've never even met the girl who's checking out my stuff
And that's when I remembered a random girl with three friends
Man, now I've got a stalker How's this shit gonna end?

(Chorus)
If I'm on your top news feed
And you're starin' at pictures of me!
Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker!
Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker!
If I've only been single three days
And you comment on everything I say!
Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker!
Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker!

Friends list, scroll down, like walking through my hometown
Everyone I recognize until I see that stalker clown
Block, delete! Get off of my screen!
Girl you got some problems I'm not tryin' to be mean
I don't know you, you don't know me
Sure I'm pretty but don't BLOW ME
UP with every single comment you want to show me
But no worries now you've been removed get a clue
Go find a dude who wants a creepy stalker like you

So if you've ever made a comment on a two month old post
Or gone through seven albums where you commented the most
And you notice that you never got a post in return
Yousa certified stalker THATS A TITLE YOU EARN!

(Chorus)
If I'm on your top news feed
And you're starin' at pictures of me!
Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker!
Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker!
If I've only been single two days
And you comment on everything I say!
Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker!
Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker!

Facebook stalkin is bad no matter what you hear
I'll be in therapy for damn near three years
With every new person I meet, I'm thinkin they're a creep
And I'm afraid to even give their profile a peek
It's just not right when everyday I'm up tight
Thinkin I might be the next stalkers delight
I can't sleep at night!
Cause I'm afraid when I open my eyes that crazy bitch will be in my sight!
You may think I'm a woos and maybe it's true
But have you ever had a stalker stalkin you?
And I'm not talkin about them stalker wannabes
Sittin up in your tree tryin to sneak a peak
Na, I'm talkin about them real OG's
Goin to profile to profile posting on everything they see
They're the Facebook stalkers they're the scariest they be!
So if you meet the criteria, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!

(Chorus)
If I'm on your top news feed
And you're starin' at pictures of me!
Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker!
Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker!
If I've only been single today
And you comment on everything I say!
Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker!
Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker!
(Chorus)
If I'm on your top news feed
And you're starin' at pictures of me!
Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker!
Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker!
Even if I get engaged
I know you'll comment on every damn thing I say!
Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker!
Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker!

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[BlubjeP]

why does this have so little views, this deserves to go viral;...

[JHurst117]

sweet :D

[rumsky1987]

good.vid .. jakes birthday.before mine lol

[sakuraracer14]

Wow that was so tight and kool

[puggly111]

i was viewer 2,222

[tamtam606]

Oh I love this Lol. :) Hope you all get more views this was pretty funny ..

[JustJaida]

lol this is aweosme

[TheKiddashley]

I can relate to this 100% ..... oh my god i love this .

[cball4109]

Like what you did! Love you fresh approach.

[pilule1995]

0:13 I have the same shoes but in complete black and white line but only at the bottom :O

[tuanimevideo]

O.o, gran video jajaja, se pasan xD - Great video hahaha, this great xD