'SHE'S SINKING!' (hillary in free fall 3)

THE SINKABLE MISSUS CLINTON (Can a chintzed-and-powdered villain win the White House? Leading indicators say 'NO')

by Mia T, 3.01.07

Even the most casual observer of the American political scene would agree: It's a tossup as to whose stage presence, hillary clinton's or Al Gore's, is the more ridiculous.

But as opposed to hillary-on-stage, Al thereon has a saving grace: He doesn't try to appear human. To the contrary, Al Gore embraces his humanoid essence. (In fairness to missus clinton, 'inhuman' is a measurably less salable descriptor than 'humanoid.')

To better understand why this is such an advantage for Mr. Gore, simply consider missus clinton's recent 'conversation' (with herself).

It was risible. Unintentional theater of the absurd: A chintzed-and-powdered villain, a soulless, angry, arrogant scold, oozing cloying, saccharine-coated evil, pulsating to the metronomic swing of stubby appendages--claws too short to grab its prey.

(Gesticulation is a dud's only sign of life... and then only if she has a speech coach to prod her.)


The performance was nothing if not humiliating: A direct measure of hillary clinton's hunger for power. Which reminds me... enough of that red Klingon power jacket already.

The fatal problem with the clinton machine's extravagant, fanciful and elaborate construction is not the absurdity, however. It is the architectonics.

A precarious 20th-century conceit, the hillary! construct totters on a crumbling foundation of clinton lies, abuses and betrayals.

It should have been no surprise that David Geffen's comments to Maureen Dowd would so easily topple it.

But to the average clinton lackey, it apparently was.

A barrage of polls are shooting down the endless post-Geffen-imbroglio clinton-agitprop chatter that had called hillary clinton and her machine the hands-down winner.

According to the latest Zogby Poll, Barack Obama is gaining fast on missus clinton. The Quinnipiac University Poll released today reports that Giuliani has widened his lead over missus clinton in New Jersey (50-41).

But it is this week's Keystone Poll that foreshadows the final outcome. Rudy demolishes clinton in blue Pe-Ay (53-37). But more significantly, hillary clinton's favorable/unfavorable rating is a dismal 32/46. (The other candidates have net positive favorable ratings.)

We have argued elsewhere that the only way missus clinton can win elections is to run virtually unopposed, and then only if she remains immobile, hidden, mute, a prisoner of her own ineptitude, repulsiveness and criminality.

But of the three, it is missus clinton's repulsiveness--her ugliness--that will do her in.

The voters routinely ignore ineptitude, forgive criminality, but they never abide ugliness. Never.

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[JiveDadson]

Ultimately she wants to attack Republicans as president? Why hasn't she fought them over the Iraqi war as a senator?

[carcabe]

Ron Paul is the ONLY candidate who doesn't want to run the country. Just the executive branch of the federal government. None of the others can even see a difference. And they desperately want to run the country, i.e., you.

[azsunrise7]

what is satanic is the absolute hatred obama supporters illuminate all over youtube!

[KiwiBro26]

shes just another Illuminati CFR corporate controlled puppet (with their satanic secret societies),if anyone can prove me wrong ill give you $50,000,RON PAUL please America,get it right this time.

[bluepastry]

hillary is to small as is bill. she will win, i am a republican and we need to throw the gay hating, minority hating racist bigots out of the gop

[Slidingmy240sx]

she looks satanic

[tisgemuh]

I think that comment didn't come out the way she intended it to...I like Bill Richardson best...

I am a minority--foremost...And as a minority...I don't think America will vote a minority into office...i.e. Obama or Bill Richardson. And I don't want a god damn republican again!!! Especially not McCain! He's like George Bush part II.

[brittonsneck2]

Kick Hillary off the debates she's cooked...

[killstrumpet]

You are crazy to think anyone could slam dunk against hillary! I KNOW she is the most dispicable candidate on any list. However, there are enough ignorant myoptic poeple out there that will actually vote her. This is the dangerous reality. Although I don't support Ron Paul, I would vote him 100 times over if it would stop clinton and his wife from access to the white house again.

[projectdurden]

I agree, I think it would be closer if Ron Paul were to face Obama so he'll probably win. Romney will not win any state.

[lastnymleft]

I agree. I'd prefer Ron Paul face Hillary, than Obama. If Obama misses out, a lot of his youth vote would come to Dr Paul, before Hillary.

Obama's slick, and hasn't got sufficient history to have a lot of baggage like Hillary. But he's a CFR member, and his policies will bankrupt this country, and keep our soldiers dying in foreign entanglements. It's just a matter of educating enough people about that. Good to see Hillary and Obama wasting their millions attacking each other though!