Take a ride wit me!! Suck my dick Chipotle!!!!!!

ran into some probs w/ this one..one small bit went black during video rendering..also did not realize i left out a crucial section in which i give pregame before entering chipotle. this video is already over 10 min even without it and this drained my pc for 3 hrs not including youtube upload time so i'm not doing this again and this vid is not worth perfecting anyway..to summarize i always cop my chipotle burrito bowls with "free burrito bucks" which enables one free chipotle meal (you will see this in my hand in line)..i always add on an extra 2 scoops of chicken and one scoop of guac..these 3 extras coming up to $1.65 each..turning what's about a $6 order into almost $12. these cards enable me to take advantage of what usually costs extra and get the entire package free...until lately. a certain manager has begun to tell me i need to pay for that extra chicken and guacamole. "fat chance..", i thought. i wrote chipotle who wrote me back saying he is wrong and a fuckup and i am right and should not pay for this. i print this email out and highlight where relevant. this information must be understood before watching this vid and sorry again for not properly including that piece..

edit: rewatching this i don't like the way my pants/shoes look when i briefly panned down because my viewers might think this is gay but i wanted to link you a pic of this so you can see they are actually very cool and contrary to popular belief like to wear shoes and pants http://i47.tinypic.com/a1grs.png also i don't really like the two pics i linked in the "let's get a haircut" description box and i took this before i left and like this better if you want a pic of me to save to your computer?? (strictly for girls) http://i42.tinypic.com/vmzzt1.png rate up..

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[jerkstore]

@kilgore3 these are classified as the "how i'm livin" vids not a "live like me" tutorial fuck outta here

[jerkstore]

the fejita veg looked like sh*t yesterday i don't usually get a "bottom of the barrel" scraped portion and the peppers are usually a much more vibrant green but went ahead with them in the sake of consistency to my order for the viewers

[jerkstore]

also note the stingy ass scoop of guac they give despite it's usual "$1.65 extra" if i was not focusing only on holding the camera to the food contents i would have said "you maybe wanna double dip that???"

[raist2]

@kilgore3 "No, I ride a bike way better than Badhat does, but he's a bro"

but he's a bro

but he's a bro

but he's a bro

...

...

FUCK.

kilgore is prob badhat becuz he is all on ryan's dicc w/ the chipotle shit & then he gets properly shitted on and put in his place and he turns all bitch made and starts sucking off badhat, i mean fuck bro.

[raist2]

@kilgore3 "yo bro..were u not the one that dropped a bible on me"

were u not the one that dropped a bible on me

were u not the one that dropped a bible on me

were u not the one that dropped a bible on me

[dnnymc1]

You are a leach and a stooge. I hope you slip and fall into a puddle of AIDS.

[sithren]

who gave u those burrito bux

[woobiehastelly]

shipotle

[Dorvalizer]

BALLS OF STEEL

[Technicolor909]

champion of getting free shit

[exxmodel]

where do you get free burrito bucks

[evankowalski]

Watching you eating is strangely relaxing :(

[ckettering]

are you going to be the new mr chicity now

[boyStaRR]

Nice washed out reference :)