redneck vs. gay guy

(Conversation about Prom and what's going on After Prom)
Redneck: we're going to party all night probably, what are you gonna do?
Gay Guy: it all depends on where jonathan wants to go..
Redneck: WHO THE HELL IS JONATHAN!? YOU'RE NOT GOING WITH A GUY ARE YA?
Gay Guy: uh, yeeah
Redneck: Why the hell would you do that, you can't bone a guy!
Gay Guy: A guy knows how a guy thinks, and i want a guy to show me how he thinks.
Redneck: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! guys don't share their problems. We play in the mud and throw rocks at eachother!
Gay Guy: I didn't ask to share problems i ask to share Semen Love..that's all i ask for.
Redneck: you don't touch other peoples semen except for your own. i don't get it
Gay Guy: well you artificially inseminate cows
Redneck: you are satan!
Gay Guy: you touch a cows penis
Redneck: so i touch cows all the time!...Betsy, took my virginity. (laughter) DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH AT THAT! I LOVED THAT COW. I HAD TO EAT HER ON CHRISTMAS DAY! DON'T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU EVER, SHE WAS THE BEST MILKER I HAD!
Gay Guy: well i can say the same thing about jonathan.
Redneck: oh god, i don't ever want to hear that. you are satan, straight from the pits of hell!
Gay Guy: you drive a truck!
Redneck: i drive a big truck! and i ran over a little girl once! it hard for me to get over it
Gay Guy: i was a little girl once
Redneck: you were a little girl?? what'd you do with your vagina?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• redneck vs. gay guy
• redneck vs. gay dude
• redneck arguing with gay man
• on a bus

[TBwassup]

Which ones the gay guy? I can't tell the diff

[theonlyjoker1]

this bus looks kind of short .

[NikkiLee2943]

@81ajf lol?!

[NikkiLee2943]

ooh. sweet xP people pretending to fit their stereotypes. standin' for what they should.

[81ajf]

gay people are the worst

[monstercomp11]

@heyhihello1985 - And no you don't, statistically, even using simple things like Standardized testing, you guys lag WAY behind most of the educated world. Sorry, but it's true. FFS, you guys still fight to keep Creationism taught in schools... Like I said, back asswards and retarded.

[monstercomp11]

@heyhihello1985 - You come from an "Old Fasioned Christian Family" Nuff said LMAO!

[heyhihello1985]

@monstercomp11 You don't know what you're talking about. We have just as educated people as the north does. I come from an old fashioned christian family that works hard and if that's "ass backwards" then whats forwards? You've probably never even met a real southerner.

[monstercomp11]

@heyhihello1985 - Your people are still grossly ignorant and ass backwards on everything, literally. Dun be mad cuz the whole word knows it and openly makes fun of you people for being such. LMAO

[heyhihello1985]

@monstercomp11 and you, sir, need to be kicked in the ass hole with a pointed steel toe cowboy boot -_-

[monstercomp11]

The south needs to be doused in gasoline and burned.

[dahvieismydrug]

lmfao YOU ARE SATAN!