RE: Natalie Portman Rap

This is a response to SNL/The Lonely Island's Natalie Portman Rap. Ryan was quite saddened to learn she has a p*n*s. Lyrics:

We're sitting here today with idiot Ryan Reyes
Natalie (yes) what the hell's wrong?
Confess, was it PMS singing on that song (no)
Let's hang out! Give me a call!
You better not have an angry cyclops
between two balls
Now I feel like Eminem's Stan
Stressed and depressed, are you a man?
Is there a pistol in your holster?
Is that why they cut the full frontal from 'Closer'?
(Do you really want to know?) Yes!
(Do you really want to know?) I just said!
(Is that what you want?)
What's with this suck my d*ck gibberish?
V is for Vagina, lick my clitoris!
I know all there is to know
about the Crying Game
I've had my share of the Crying Game
'Cause my heart's Broke, what? Back Mountain
What? Damn!
Natalie I bet you woulda found Osama
Queen Amidala (Evie Hammond) Hot Momma!
Whatever it is they call ya, you're so cute!
Harvard, a vegan, and a good actor too!
I bet you can spontaneously combust on que
But real quick what's with bald chicks saying
(Suck my d*ck!)
Well, I guess it sells tickets and licorice
You put the P.H. in filth, lick my clitoris!
What a wicked thing to do
to make me dream of you
What a wicked game to play
to make me feel this way
Natalie, I'm not crazy, I'm not an obsessed fan
I just wanna walk hand in hand
with you in the sand
I'll gladly do your laundry, watch Dirty Dancing
Here's an idea, a doppleganger tag team!
(Ideas are bullet proof)
And this is the truth, unless I'm way off (chaos)
You want to quit this stardom sh*t &
take the day off (all the time)
So you can spend it with me
topless at the beach
Screaming suck my d*ck to paparazzi!
(Do you understand what I'm telling you?)
Yeah, Britney style bee-itches! F*ck you!
(Sorry about that little interuption there)
(Believe me Natalie, listen Natalie, this is)
(The fifth...)
(Living side by side in peace)
(...of November)
(Remember)

The mashup includes footage/music from V For Vendetta, The Crying Game, G.I. Jane, Closer, The Upside Of Anger, The Killers, John Lennon, Queen, Chris Isaak, Johnny Cash, Brokeback Mountain, George Bush, the war in Iraq, & Natalie Portman's Rap with original music by King Barf.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• natalie
• portman
• saturday
• night
• live
• snl
• pimplywimp
• ryan
• reyes

[mrkhan]

it is natalie, have you seen the vid!

I ROFL'd, and I don't ROFL for just anything.

[pimplywimp]

yeah she raps on digital short for snl. google it.

[xRobx6968]

V for Vendetta was an amazing movie you are just to retarded to understand it's meaning....stick too your "awesome" spiderman movies

[poplarparkfilms]

cant even hear what hes sayin

[TerranovaIndustrias]

I didin't know that Crispin Glover was such a good singer.

[DooRoo218]

you are not funny dude, go grow up

[vesperlovett]

his face when natalie says " boys i'm talking to you, I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO!" is hilarious!

[Bengerman1c7]

Pimplywimp needs to go suck a?

[hollywoodshopaholic]

good job :D

[Pringles64]

I just don't get it

[benderbang48]

Dude that sucked first off whats up with the two voices of u ones good enough second off that song was retarded and third off that rap natalie made was SNL saturday night which means its fictional so there really was no point of this vid

[jaywagger]

dat waz ill

[Cozmo1039]

terrible thats all there is to say

[seibar5]

lol was pretty funny