How to Piss off a Christian

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[Tneal78]

Im a christian and this was so stupid it was funny. Ps whats wrong with a black jesus you racist.

[top19861]

Looking at the dozens and dozens of paragraphs from people who think they need to dispute any of this.... I'd say you've done a fine job pissing off some christians, I tip my hat to you sir, well done.

[RecycledMana]

Now that I've refuted all of your little arguments. I'd like to see the real arguments you have. I recognize this was meant to be funny. However I'm challenging you to come up with an argument as to why God does not exist. Please, bring facts to the table, I'm a man of science, and that's why i came to God. Confused? I'd be happy to enlighten you on the proof I have of why God DOES exist.

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[RecycledMana]

#28 Negative, because a doctor who inspects a woman during an examination is not a pervert. It is required to do the operation or procedure. Namely, there is no sexual drive behind the viewing of the naked body for the doctor. Likewise, God has no sexual desire for us while He watches us. So He is not a pervert. #29 Again childish. #30 Jesus drank wine on a number of occasions, and made water into wine. However, if one is driven to sin while drunk, it says to then avoid being drunk.

[RecycledMana]

#23 Ok and? #24 That's your decision. #25 That would be incorrect. The term "atheist" is a negative version of "theist". A theist is one who believes in Theology, or the study of God. Anyone who reads the Bible, can be called a theist. An atheist is one who does not believe in the presence of a Supreme Being of any kind (Judea-Christian God or not). So no, a Christian is 100% Theist, and 0% Atheist. #26 God believes in Himself. Therefor, He is not an atheist. #27 That's just childish.

[RecycledMana]

#16 He hung himself. #17 Well that has zero factual basis to stand on. #18 I'd be happy to let you talk to my child about evolution. She is a smart girl, and she readily looks for truth. However, one genus evolving into another genus has no truth. #19 Would love to hear the new arguments for it. #20 I honestly don't know enough about them, but it seems a little fishy. #21 Well eventually you run out of room for both. Only so many churches are needed. #22 There because a Christian wrote it. Yep.

[RecycledMana]

#13 Hmm, yes there are some similarities in the story of Horus and the Gospel of Christ Jesus. Nothing really to prove that Jesus isn't who He is though. #14 I could definitely say that yes, His suffering is nothing compared to those who willingly deny Jesus day in and day out, despite His love for them. But there is punishment for those who absolutely refuse Jesus. Sorry, but although He is a loving God, He is also a God of Justice. #15 They had more than two sons. But they were the first.

[RecycledMana]

#9 By definition, since Mary was not married to God, I guess you could say yes. Doesn't change that He is Christ. #10 Well neither of those are true, so next. #11 This needs a little clarification. If you're talking about the many branches that argue which is right, well that is a little silly, but if you're referring to others defending their faith, then I would say you're wrong. #12 Jesus was placed in a tomb as a memorial by a believer out of respect. Doing so He also fulfilled a prophecy.

[RecycledMana]

#5 Well in a way, I guess it was. But since there are Christians in nearly every country in the world now, I would say no. #6 Well the birthplace of Christianity is Christ Himself. So if you want to tell the Jews about the Muslim stronghold thing, I'm sure they'll listen more. #7 I agree. Jesus was likely brown skinned, not white. Probably not black though. #8 Jesus had a father, and a stepfather. Unless you're referring to God the Father, and the Holy Spirit which are both two and one, then yes

[RecycledMana]

Your 30 ways to piss of Christians aren't very effective. #1 Their choice, sinful or not, is theirs. #2 We eat bread and wine in remembrance of God. Few branches of Christianity believe it becomes His body and blood. #3 Yes there are people who claim to be Christian and do horrible things. But clearly they didn't follow the teachings of Christ. #4 Without you quoting any specific reference that condones those, I'm going to ignore this one until further facts are brought up.