Welcome To My Dance Hall Days - A Comedy Parody by Deven Green
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Uploaded by TheDevenGreen on Dec 15, 2011
http://www.DevenGreen.com
Rise like a prostitute looking for a John.
Two frozen headshots, glimmer turn and finger mouth.
Blind a cornea, shitty glitter.
Half-assed dance, blurry blurry, cottontail.
LSD trip follow trail.
Frame your face with your hands.
A super-blurry finger jewels.
When you cream your knees you cream your corn.
Find your chin. Sourpuss. Misty mountains.
Ride the pony, hide the gazelles!
Madonna whore, read your mail, lose your waist, read your what?
Oh, it's a check, thank your benefactor.
Bonnie Franklin, Bonnie Tyler.
Glide glide, half an eye.
Buy some dog food, hide a whole pony, close-up, neigh.
Nadia Come-niche, Nadia Comen-notch.
Balance beam, ribbons, unparalleled bars.
Spin, turn, twist.
And fade from black...to black.
Mmm, mmm.
Fabolous.
Watch more videos, buy tickets to her live shows, shop for an inappropriate t-shirt or just blow an hour.
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does anyone know who this actually is in the video? bonnie franklin? bonnie tyler?!
...a young mrs. claus?!?!
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Cluck, cluck. More nasties from your wardrobe.
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"Pony close-up.. NAY.."
1 month ago 2
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That fashion dance gets me so hard every time. SHITT-Y GLITT-ER ahahaha xD
Great work as always!!
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She's fingering all the poses brendad liberated!
1 month ago 2
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Delightful, yet again.
2 months ago 2
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ME lovez it =)
2 months ago 2
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I love how her voice becomes suddenly low and serious when she says, "I want to see results!" This girl ain't messin'!
2 months ago 2
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HURRY, prostitutes! HIDE THE GAZELLES! And read your mail, Madonna whores!
2 months ago 2
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It's like watching a toad, stool. Girthy!
2 months ago 3
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Joeywood2009 2 months ago 14
Deven I love you. This is hysterical!!
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