The BIBLE is PERFECT

(This is satire)

"And on the morrow, when they had come out of Bethany, he [Jesus] hungered. And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if perhaps he might find anything thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for it was not the season of figs. And he answered and said unto it, 'No man [will] eat fruit from you from now on — for ever.' And his disciples heard it . . .And as they passed by in the morning, they saw the fig tree withered away from the roots. And Peter calling to remembrance said unto him, 'Rabbi, behold, the fig tree that you cursed is withered away'" (Mk. 11:12-14; 20-21).

^The fig tree verse

Category:

Education

Tags:

• satire
• bible
• jesus
• christ
• christian
• church
• atheism
• contradiction

[saddleheadson]

KOOOOL AIIDE



[MyNameIsBob212]

Silly atheists, always thinking the bible contradicts itself. Take this video for example:

/watch?v=CxIodGEROEo

Don't watch that video, it's full of godless lies! The bible is perfect in every way!

[FosterZygote]

Poe's law: Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.

[localphenom]

I can tell by your guitar that you cant play for shit. pray for better dexterity from your homicidal god

[Theaverable]

49 people have wasted their lives

[raith2006]

I was waiting for him to start crying and say he's wasted his life or something like that, but nope, stayed in character.

[hah13]

great stuff

[Zentz29]

LOL

i thought this dude was serious for a min there...

[Sillygoose241]

I love how people get so angry so easily, just because they WANT to be angry at someone.... It's a JOOOOOKE!

[hereforhumankind]

You are a gay man hiding your gayness in jesusness...come out, come out...

You got it...christianity is a lie....you got it! God the mass murderer of children...great god! The story of Sodom is not about the silly angels, by the god who murdered the babies and children living there...innocent children I might add. The god of the bible is a maniac...not god, simply a mad man...which are the idiots who wrote the damn book.