Katy Perry-d

A Katy Perry Parody. I bought the karaoke version of the song so don't think I'm stealing it.
Words by Meader
Idea from LarrfulBuck

LYRICS:

You have nice ears
but your not, wearing clothes
Yeah, you make a mess, like a pig,
I would know

And, you always think
Always moo cryptically
I should know
You're only good for meat

'Cause you bite and you chew
You eat and you moo
You're waggin your tail
When I get the mail
You'd win in a fight
You're black and you're white
you eat, lots of hay
all night and all day

You, you don't really wanna wear a shoe
You, but you don't really wanna go, moo

'Cause you bite and you chew
You eat and you moo
You're waggin your tail
When I get the mail

I, used to ride, on a horse, in the day
Then those, evil men, came and took her away
Used to laugh while you moo'd
Now you have, a real tude
You will walk
Out on the open range

'Cause you bite and you chew
You eat and you moo
You're waggin your tail
When I get the mail
You'd win in a fight
You're black and you're white
you eat, lots of hay
all night and all day

You, you don't really wanna wear a shoe
You, but you don't really wanna go, moo

'Cause you bite and you chew
You eat and you moo
You're waggin your tail
When I get the mail

Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a mad cow disease
Stuck on a rollercoaster
Can't get off this ride

You have nice ears
but your not, wearing clothes

'Cause you bite and you chew
You eat and you moo
You're waggin your tail
When I get the mail
You'd win in a fight
You're black and you're white
you eat, lots of hay
all night and all day

'Cause you bite and you chew
You eat and you moo
You're waggin your tail
When I get the mail
You'd win in a fight
You're black and you're white
you eat, lots of hay
all night and all day

You, you don't really wanna wear a shoe
You, but you don't really wanna go, moo

'Cause you bite and you chew
You eat and you moo
You're waggin your tail
When I get the mail, mail, mail, mail

Category:

Comedy

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[angelmyazz42024]

steve so i finaly remembered to look at your videos so far im very pleased

~Crystal~

[chemicalhippos]

hahahahaha. this made me laughh.

[peanutboy3]

awesome. lol the lyrics are amazing. how did u even come up with them?

[RosettaMarble]

You are pretty funny... Looking.

Oh wait that is a picture of a cow. Never mind.

But seriously, pretty funny.

[littlefirester]

that is awesome! i was actually mesmerized by the fact the first picture was changing colors.

[shortcakes4all]

haha i was in the chat when they were talking about this.

that was awesome.

i think managers will be lining up on your doorstep when they hear this.

[RefusetoListen]

you have an amazing singing voice. that made me cry. but totally not.

still, good vid.