Most experts on SBS agree

We all know that Shaken Baby Syndrome is not a joke. This sentence, however, is.

Now, things to do other than shake a baby:

1. Watch a movie in which someone shakes a baby, but don't do it yourself.
2. Give the baby a pacifier.
3. Call your mother-in-law and tell how much you want to shake her granddaughter, but don't follow through.
4. Hug the baby and whisper that everything will be okay.
5. Go into the kitchen. Set the baby down in its high-chair. Grab a box of Jell-o pudding. Make the Jell-o pudding. Eat the pudding slowly, savoring every last smudge of it in front of the baby. Now you're even.
6. Tell the baby that you love him with all your heart.
7. Smoke some weed on the front porch.
8. Put the baby in its crib and give it a teddy bear. After some time she'll stop crying or you can come back to soothe her.
9. Have a beer, dad, you deserved it.
10. Put the baby in a baby-sized hamster ball.


For more education on SBS, please refer to the original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6yfvx0ik1M&feature=related

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[mrsmelzbad]

Shit Im sorry , thought it said "shaken BEER syndrome"

[slaveofdberg]

Hehe, immer noch sehr sehr lustig!!!

[slaveofdberg]

da dam dam dam da da da.... ich hau mich weg....XD