Entry for review64's Super Crazy Random 1000 Subscriber Contest

"Hello there Review64!
Love your reviews.
Here's my wave.
It flows like mustard resting on
a freshly waxed grape scented toilet seat.
Put my hat back on.
Look here to my left at this oil drum of a toothpaste tube.
His attire is ridiculous!
This nub would look great in that hockey jersey you have.
Whoa! watchout there!
Anyways . . WHAT?!
Stop clipping those toe nails!
I can get those with my glove!
Back to the contest . .
I would also love a mothertruckin dollar!!
A MOTHERTRUCKING DOLLAR!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAH.
A dollar would do me good.
I'm tired of my green eyes
and a pedophile in the black market said
he can make them pink with turqoise polkadots
for a buck and a bottle of suntan lotion filled
with expired grey poupon suited for lacrosse training.
too bad both those aren't included in the same prize
Oh ya, the rest of the junk in them boxes would be
great target practice when I'm feelin a bit rusty in my
dream dancing, uh I mean slashing.

if you don't like me
if you don't like my retarded mute zombie goalie
if you don't like belts stripped of their studs floating
in your toilet bowl trying to escape to eat popcorn.
then GTFO"

- Fredy Krueger




This took me about 6 hours total between all the stop motion and pic editing
:(

Category:

Comedy

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[aBitchinDude]

Can I have that 2 minutes of my life back please?

[TheYellowBird1]

It's only 59 seconds :P

[imhereguy]

Sweet.

[TheYellowBird1]

O_O

[linkinperk00]

I'm....speechless....

[TheYellowBird1]

Then my aim was achieved :D

[review64]

That was hella random, and amazing, you trucking rock so hard man! Definetly super super strong entry!