Russell Howard's Good News - Homophobic Baker

From Series 3, Episode 2 of Russell Howard's Good News. All rights go to the BBC.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• homophibic
• baker
• rainbow
• cake
• russell
• howard
• good
• news
• funny
• standup

[Simsplayer5]

I really love the way he gets all worked up about things like that, it's cute how much he cares :3 I do the same thing when I hear about anything homophobic.

[Wonocva15]

@Creepedoutcat

Or, you know. He's just not a bigoted asshole. Either or I suppose.

[ceryseira]

"we have two young impressionable daughters" and so, with all of his great parenting skills he thought teaching them how to: 'be a bigot just like their daddy' would be the best option? right,i can TOTALLY see how THAT would work, especially in THIS day and age. How the experience would cause them to grow up like "good christian girls" who, listen to their parents, don't go out drinking, do their homework,marry a decent fellow... and end up offing themselves for the lack of a life..good job dad!

[20centuryfox100]

so basically, all these momentous occasions, which people use to justify sex in some form or another, are celebrated in culinary form by this gentleman. but a day out of the year where people celebrate themselves for having the courage to be who they are? sorry, charlie, that's not appropriate for a "family establishment."

good grief.

[20centuryfox100]

any "congratulations" themed cake is out as well. how else are you supposed to celebrate a proud moment in your life than by making the beast with two backs with the person you love?

...let's see...i think that covers it.

[20centuryfox100]

what have i missed?

prom? kids are gonna end up having a champagne-fueled orgy in a holiday inn, that's no good.

graduation? the celebration of a young person going off to college? to live in a dorm room? with no parental supervision? and unlimited access to free prophylactics and alcohol? no way, jose.

birthdays are out, too. the song "birthday sex" was written for a reason, folks.

[20centuryfox100]

halloween is out, too, because women use it as an excuse to dress like prostitutes.

thanksgiving...everyone always ends up having too much wine and coming on to their cousin. and while incest may be wincest on the internet, it doesn't fly too well in the real world.

and as for christmas...well, besides all the religious turmoil that goes on in the month of december, don't even try to tell me that every couple in the world doesn't get a little frisky with a bucket of eggnog and a santa hat.

[20centuryfox100]

as well as nothing for easter. not only is easter meant to be a celebration of fertility, and thus shagging (they use rabbits and eggs for a REASON, folks), but all those horny catholics that gave up sex for lent are gonna be going at it, while their kids are collapsed in sugar comas from all the chocolate eggs and easter cakes.

let's see...

fourth of july is out as well. because fireworks and rockets look like penises.

[20centuryfox100]

a family establishment, you say?

so i guess they don't sell wedding cakes then. because you know that the day those puppies get eaten, there's gonna be off-the-walls bonzo shagging going on. oh yeah.

and also, nothing valentine-themed, because no girl wouldn't put out if her boyfriend gets her a lovely valentine-themed cake.

also, nothing for st. patrick's day, either. tons of bad decisions (mostly involving sex with leprechauns that turn into trolls the next day) involved. no good there.

[DESERTRANGER7]

anyone who makes a living pumping cream into buns is in nooooo position to crititsise the community

[Satur1n]

@851852093114208513 Bread boffer! lmfao I love that!

[Satur1n]

Even worse - A bakerphobic homo.