Hellsing Abridged Episode Seven: Mr. Weiner Goes To Rio

Captain Bernadette and crew get a break from war-torn Canada, Hellsing wins a vacation, Anderson battles popups, Enrico plays the wise guy and Seras shows off for senior citizens in the seventh episode of Malakodistudio's Hellsing Abridged.

EPISODE SEVEN CREDITS:

Cheesecake
(ENRICO MAXWELL-WALTER C. DOLNEAZ)

Chino
(BRETT THE MERCINARY)

Daglot Alta
(BIG GUY-FATHER FLAPJACKS-HOTEL CLERK)

Demon Fox
(SPICY THE MERCINARY)

Kapnobatai
(INTEGRA HELLSING-SERAS VICTORIA-AGENT BLUEBALLS)

L.A Chavez-Leik 777
(DOK-ALAHAMBRA)

Malakodis
(NEW MOON GUY-POPS-NARRARATOR-ALUCARD-ANDERSON
MAJOR-BERNADETTE-AGENT PINKSOCK)

Sanders The Pimp
(OFFICER MOUSTACHE)


MUSIC:
Escaflowne-Yoko Kanno----(Epic, just epic.)
Man Man-Engwish Bwudd------(Opening theme)
Spring Allegro-Vivaldi-------(So classy!)
Guardando nel buio-Yoko Shimomura---(FINAL BOSS!!!)
Mambo Italiano-Paul Martin-----(Not Deano, but hey!)
Godfather Theme-Mandolin---(For the wiseguys)
What the World Needs Now-Alex Andy---(NO COMMENT)
Caramelldansen-Speedycake---(Shake it like it's voluntary)
That's Amore-Dean Martin-----------------(A Favorite)
Ding Dong Song-Gunter--------------------(You touch my Tra-la-la)
Magdalena-Sergio Mendes----------------(Selected by an actual latino!)
Makai Kyokai Sen-Matsuo Hayato--------(From that Hellsing show!)
It Had Better Be tonight-Michele Buble---(Ending Credits)
Coco Bongo-Big Bad Voodoo Daddy-----(LOL WUT)

FUN FACTS!:

We finally found someone crazy enough voice act AND help write! Thanks for the sexual tension, L.A Chavez(leik777)!!!

Captain Bernadette was just showing off, no one likes black jelly beans.

Integra actually thought it was a replacement painting since the Valentines screwed up the others.

The timestamps on the film the crew uses are really how long from when the episode starts.

The other crewmember calls the man in the red beret Big Guy because thats his name.

Epistaxis is a fancy term for nosebleed

Bernadette got pissed during the nosebleed scene beacuse Seras knocked off some of his flair (check the lapels @ 02:56~Minimum 15 pieces)

THE GAME

In the manga Kouta Hirano described the "300" painting as "Wilander, Earl of Worchester, at the Battle of Mammon Plain." I don't think it's a real painting, the creation date I made up.

Enrico wore glasses only because most other guys in Hellsing do, he hates them as much as gloves.

Anderson can only break the fourth wall when drunk, which is often.

Cezar C. Romair's Rapping with Jesus CD features fun tracks like "Blow Ye Arse to Heaven" and "Bust a cap in Da Debul"

The Doctor is quite fond of ass-flaps, and cristmas packages.

It took alot to get Alucard's big screen in that plane. No, seriously.

The music for the hotel opening was perfomed ourselves after drinking some Santa Teresa rum.

No one remembers where Agent Blueballs and Pinksock are from.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• hellsing
• abridged
• series
• funny
• alucard
• seras
• parody
• spoof
• anime
• episode
• seven
• weiner
• integra
• OVA
• malakodis
• malakodistudio
• rio
• daglot
• alta
• sanders
• pimp
• leik
• 777
• jan
• luke
• major
• dok
• walter
• teapot

[tonichakempi]

who tried to close the pop up window at 04:49?

[SilverByakuya]

"What the hell is so funny about me bitch."

"OOHH I heard vacation can I come too?.... woh looks like this bitch needs some sleepy time pills,"

Alucard is just too awesome

[redneverknower]

''that hat!' 'wow?' HAHAHA I CRACKED UP WHEN THE GUY SAID WOW

[KristofLaw1]

I hope they make more episodes. I mean come on. ITS BEEN MORE THAN TWO YEARS SINCE THIS EPISODE WAS MADE!!!!!!!!

[sasukex125]

@shinoskull Engwish Bwudd by Man-man

[shinoskull]

name of opening theme??

[TheMoonmask]

imminent pawnege  at 12 o'clock sir 2:10

[riku740]

Sh.... she... won the game....

[KaiHatori]

Okay, straight up, can we expect more of your beautifull hellsing abridged? Be honest, I can handle it... I may cry a little

[TheBobIsComing]

this has been the best episode ever xD

[jr540123]

hellsing carmelldansen is in the suggestions

[Hazzardevil]

Will there be anymore episodes?