[APH] Iggy, Your Food's Fucking Terrible!!! - 1D Parody

TEEHEE One Direction - That's What Makes You Beautiful PARODY
Zofia, the Awesome-as-Prussia had wrote half of this, so I helped her finish off ;) We had a lovely little Troll with our friend Jade, the Pottard, who oh so kindly videoed everything! We hope you like the finished product as much as we loved making it!! ~Erin, the Gaylord (and, no matter how gay I appear, I'm still a guy. So shut up, because I know you were thinking it. XD)
We filmed about 45 minutes of footage, but we could only use like 3 or so minutes of it... Lots of our day was unfortunately cut out, like when Iggy almost choked on his own scone. Which would have been EPIC. If we had got it on camera XDD
[EDIT: 28/01/12]
OMFG. I JUST LOOKED IN THE "RELATED VIDEO" SECTION, AND ADVERTISED WAS: JAPANESE PORN. WHAT THE FRUK---?
ALSO!!! HERE'S THE SONG DOWNLOAD LINK!!!:
http://www.aimini.net/view/?fid=pIsUUd4PlsJl8mOG2deK

Lyrics:

I'm on the floor,
You know what for,
I'm turning green, this ain't even what I asked for,
A body bag,
To cover up,
All of your stupid scones that I just threw up!

Everyone else in the room can see it,
Everyone else but you---

[CHORUS]
Iggy, you screw up that food like nobody else,
The way you force feed us crap's lowering my health,
And when it's burned to the ground and it's gross as hell,
You don't know how to cook,
Your food's fucking terrible!

If only you could taste normally,
Then you would know why we throw up so frequently,
Instead of Unicorns, try seeing recipies,
You don't know how to cook,
Your food's fucking terrible!
Trust me, bro!
That shit's not even edible!!

So c-come on,
You got it wrong,
To prove I'm right I put it in a song,
Your cooking sucks,
You know it's true,
But please don't let this stop me from getting hot with you?~ PLEASE!?

Everyone else in the room can see it,
Everyone else but you---

[CHORUS]
Iggy, you screw up that food like nobody else,
The way you force feed us crap's lowering my health,
And when it's burned to the ground and it's gross as hell,
You don't know how to cook,
Your food's fucking terrible!

If only you could taste normally,
Then you would know why we throw up so frequently,
Instead of Unicorns, try seeing recipies,
You don't know how to cook,
Your food's fucking terrible!
Trust me, bro!
That shit's not even edible!!

[BRIDGE OF NA-NA'S]

Dude, as the Hero, the world's asking me for help,
But it's not my fault your food tastes like rotten kelp,
So if ya want, go ahead, and call me a whelp,
But you got to kno-ow,
Your food's fucking terrible!

[CHORUS]
Iggy, you screw up that food like nobody else,
The way you force feed us crap's lowering my health,
And when it's burned to the ground and it's gross as hell,
You don't know how to cook,
Your food's fucking terrible!

If only you could taste normally,
Then you would know why we throw up so frequently,
Instead of Unicorns, try seeing recipies,
You don't know how to cook,
Your food's fucking terrible!
Trust me, bro!
That shit's not even edible!!

E: AMERICA, YOU IMBECILE!!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Spoof
• Comedy
• Food
• England
• America
• Hetalia
• Parody
• One
• Direction
• Beautiful
• Crack
• Unicorn
• Flying
• Mint
• Bunny
• Autotune
• Auto
• Tune
• Newcastle
• Gateshead
• Tyne
• And
• Wear
• North
• East
• Awesome
• Arthur
• Kirkland
• Alfred
• Jones
• Cooking
• World
• Series
• English
• Dub
• Episode
• Lol
• Im
• Tag
• Troll
• But
• It
• Worked
• Right
• Besides
• Why
• Are
• You
• Even
• Reading
• These
• The
• Game

[EnglshAmercanRejects]

@Sofi3Jackson Oh yeah, I suppose... WHY DONT YOU DO IT, YOU IS PART OF THE ACCOUNT, TOO. I EVEN SENT YOU THE LOGIN DETAILS. I think... CB ~Erin, the Ghirahim *cough cough* Gaylord *cough*

[Sofi3Jackson]

@EnglshAmercanRejects You never told me the login details ^^ Haha

[EnglshAmercanRejects]

@Sofi3Jackson You're kidding... I didn't? XD *sends inbox message*

[BlueRoseEmbers]

this song got stuck in my head at work. freaked the starbucks guy out lol. great song. fav part is the end with iggy

[EnglshAmercanRejects]

@BlueRoseEmbers I'm not gonna lie, when that part happened, I was screaming: BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABA­KA BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABA­KA AMERIKA NO BAKKKAAAAAA~!!!

~Erin, the Gaylord

[EnglshAmercanRejects]

@EnglshAmercanRejects Forgot to add Erin, the Gaylord xD

[xFoxyNinjax]

HAHAHAHAHA "America you inbecile"

Love it, guys~ xDDDDD

Rae

[SkyJeevas]

That food... really didn't look edible... ene

AWESOME JOB GUYS ~ :D

[NMHOP123]

EPIC!!! Sealand approves :D

[andymcteer2]

@1313Anime France is the best pervert though

[RandomlySimple]

This is a wonderful parody! The auto-tune isn't half bad, the lyric's are hilarious, and the fan-service is sweet. <3 Plus your cosplay is amazing. :D

[foxaml]

The fact that you're prancing around in a coat that looks like you're wearing a skirt makes me laugh. Especially the 'hot with you' part XDD

[Sofi3Jackson]

@Bellanife Flying Mint Bunny and Nigel the unicorn!! 8D

[Bellanife]

Wat is iggy hugging? (haha jk :3)

[MissNintendo01]

Oh wow, I can't stop laughing XD You guys are amazinggg :3 -3