Folding My Big Fat Toenail

Don't watch if you like to hear painful stories.

It took me forever to pull the piano out as I was trying not to wake anyone up. But as I was pulling it in, the bottom of the piano slid across my big toe. But of course, I couldn't just crush it a little. No, it had to rip my big left toenail of the skin with it. Oh, and of course it couldn't just rip the nail off a bit. No, it had to have enough momentum to rip half of it off the skin and then somehow fold it on top of itself.

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[adriianaaa123]

i almost threw up. omg y would u put tht there?

[jamminwithjamin]

@adriianaaa123 haha, sorry, but why would you youtube big fat toenails?

[Shurikenthrower1]

Delicious. My puke tastes like cheese.