Noob Lube

You need Noob Lube! Yes, you do.

Let's face it, last time you played Pyro you actually found a way to burn yourself. You couldn't build a birdhouse as the Engineer, and you're not going to heal anyone running around with a fake German accent and a hacksaw.

In short, your mom gets higher frag counts grenade jumping indoors. You're a noob. You get owned a lot, and it hurts.

But now there's Noob Lube.

Noob Lube is the most trusted name in personal lubrication specially designed for noob like you.

This topical cream prevents chafing, itching, and general discomfort that comes with being last guy on the score list.

So pop on some Noob Lube and get owned like a pro.

Category:

Howto & Style

Tags:

• hak5
• hack
• noob
• pwn
• tf2
• parody
• lube
• spoof
• sketch

[bobafett424242]

will it protect against butthurt?

[YankeeDeuce]

Who is in first place on the Blu team? Oh yeah. Me :D

[kelseybug924]

I was searching for how to speak with a fake German accent (thinking of Medic, ofcourse) and this came up. F*CK YEAH

[Golemoid]

get owned LIKE A BOSS

[ohaidere12]

thumbs up if u actually tried to go to NoobLube.com

[Pufinated]

Hey! ITS FACE! It says Website not found when i search nooblube.com!! SCAAM!

[Polop9361]

do u put on your penis

[BeyondThaDeepWoods]

I got bored and typed in lube.

[NRGFuzeGaming]

@tjbayliss That's cuz you need NOOB LUBE

[tjbayliss]

This is about as funny as a dead squirrel in the middle of the road

[samosval92]

anal sex rejection (what the f.. i said?)

[megadelfo]

thanks im always dieing on mw2.