Music Video for Drake & Jimmy's Song "Tweet Tweet"

"Tweet Tweet"
Performed by Jimmy Kimmel and Drake
Music by Jonathan Kimmel
Lyrics by Jimmy Kimmel, Gary Greenberg and Jonathan Kimmel

J: Check this out
J: Here's a Tweet from Shaquille O'Neal
D: Yeah?
J: Dat 2 year old smokin on the internet, is dat real?

J: And here's another one from Larry King
J: Whoever came up with Peanut Butter and Jelly
J: Deserves a Nobel Prize in Something.

D: Let me try, this one's from Justin Bieber's list
D: He says, "Hey, Did you know that bed bugs really do exist?"
J: I didn't!

D: Jessica Simpson posted one I just seen...
D: She said My bro-in-law gave me a book to read...
J: Oooh, that was mean.

CHORUS
Follow You Follow Me
Tweet Tweet..
D: Tell me something now...
Follow Me Follow You
RE-Tweet.
J: Tell me nothing now
What are you thinkin? Just...
Tweet Tweet
BOTH: I want your update...
Follow You Follow Me Follow me...

D: I saw a Tweet from Amanda Bines...
D: She said I like black men, I'm very attracted to them, fyi
J: Who isn't?

J: Here's somethin Demi want us to know...
D: Lovato?
J: Yeah - "My waiter's name was nacho."

D: Tila Tequila's getting hungry as a mother...
D: "We are spraying whipped cream all over each other."
J: Yuck.

J: Let's not forget one Ashton Kutcher did.
J: "Did you know fish have NO EYE LIDS!"
D: Deep...(nodding)

CHORUS

D: Want to know how Britney Spears stays lean?
J: She says, "My daddy got me a Blizz Berry Machine"
J: Michael Jordan is a Twitterin' pimp,
D: He said "On new years, I had way too many shrimp."

singing

JD: Heidi Montag picked up some Chinese food...
JD: Paris Hilton goin to the club she needs a new dude ..
JD: Lil Bow Wow got an x-box tattoo
JD: Snoop Dogg askin, "What it do, neffew?"

CHORUS

D: Young moolah baby...

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[xoxosimonekard]

Drake is SO fine. Holy shit :o

[emeryomega]

I hope the twitter fans out there realize that they're being made fun of :\

[psychotic4269]

@xNbkxDigital no, most rappers (or most musicians for that matter) that are backed by big record labels have their songs written for them, they really don't do shit, that's why they don't deserve much credit and the writer's should really get half the money

[BLAKEALERT]

Soo woo in the MJ part

[xNbkxDigital]

@psychotic4269 Ohh your write songs come out of the sky:)

[psychotic4269]

@xNbkxDigital no he doesn't! no artist writes his/her own shit!

[xNbkxDigital]

@psychotic4269 He does are you stupid?

[psychotic4269]

yea like drake writes his own shit to start with

[supesarah]

this waz disturbing

[tazz1557]

lolz

[reeniepooh22]

@Famouse_Jayy

[RADiANTMiNAJ1]

Degrassi Days xD love drake