The Horny Governor

Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina recently admitted to an affair. We wrote this song the day after we heard the news. This song is a parody of "The Happy Wanderer" originally written by Antonio Ridge and Friedrich Moller. Our sincerest apologies to them...

The Horny Governor
by: Shane McElveen and Matt Broughton
with apologies to: Antonio Ridge and Friedrich Moller

The governor went a wandering, the Appalachian trail
and found his clothes out on the lawn for chasing foreign tail

Sanford-ee, Sanford-ah
Sanford-ee, Sanford-ah ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Sanford-ee, Sanford-ah
for chasing foreign tail

It was a naked weekend for the hikers everywhere
but when you lie to everyone, it could be an affair

Monogam-ee, Monogam-ah
Monogam-ee, Monogam-ah ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Monogam-ee, Monogam-ah
it could be an affair

He refused the stimulus funds, we thought him silly then
But then he crossed a new line with an Argentinian!

Adulter-ee, Adulter-ah
Adulter-ee, Adulter-ah ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Adulter-ee, Adulter-ah
an Argentinian

He may still run for president, but would he give his all?
Or would he spend his time tossing his hot dog down the hall?

Polygam-ee, Polygam-ah
Polygam-ee, Polygam-ah ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Polygam-ee, Polygam-ah
his hot dog down the hall...

Check out Shane's blog on the subject at:
http://www.maelstorme.blogspot.com/

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[dreddpirateb]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Genius!

[ChronoZerom]

LOL!!!

[toenail37]

Your tune is stuck in my head. Now when my Cuckoo clock plays this tune I laugh. thanks

[vrobaby]

Freakin hilarious....it would of course take some Mooks to put out this quality! Love it Shane!

[cocoajava]

*flicks lighter and holds it up* now do Freebird!

Seriously. Awesome. I'm proud to know ya, absolutely. And I'll kill you if this gets stuck in my head the rest of the weekend.

[insignificant11]

Lolz! |m|

[SeaBreeze508]

laughing .. very well done !!! Twilsssssssssssss away :)