梁醒波 - 釣魚郎 (10 分鐘版本)

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我士砵恤衫的係夠「骨」﹐短褲輕鬆未算得話闊﹐我個相頭又士「嘜」兼夾活潑﹐坐住架勃勃﹐辣撻的就抹。抹到佢不染一塵﹐然後排場﹐至夠闊。得快活時應快活﹐及時行樂幾咁 Very Good。

帶備威士忌與紅砵﹐今日做釣魚郎﹐車到海灣渡週末。騎騎﹐人釣魚﹐我釣魚﹐我用果的魚餌特別唔同人果噃。嗱我一不用蝦公﹐二不用沙蟲﹐三不用浮筒﹐咁有人問我你唔用呢幾種­﹐用乜呀。乜嘢叫做浮筒呢﹐哦﹐浮筒即係生魷魚仔啦﹐哦﹐喂你用的乜嘢呀﹐嗱聽住啦老友

講到我果的釣魚餌﹐我第一用胭脂﹐唇膏﹐香粉三樣不離﹐第二我專門用銀紙﹐第三我講出你更重覺重兒嬉﹐我磨定果的硃砂搵定張黃紙﹐寫住虛榮兩個字﹐你話幾咁出奇

奇乜嘢﹐我話的咁多都無奇呀、咁重話唔奇、唔奇!呢個世界樣樣都講新發明呀嗎。呢即如未有原子彈出個陣﹐你地梗係唔信有咁利害嘅武器架﹐點一知一掟掟左出嚟﹐跟住乜嘢都叫­做原子﹐又原子乜﹐又原子物﹐咁重有乜奇呢。其實字典裡頭無個奇字嘅﹐無!實係寫無奇不有就啱﹐係!真係無架?無定啦!好叻開車﹐朋友﹐ 我都唔同你講﹐地時傾啦、好行﹐好行。我都廢時啋你﹐一於開車去也!

我坐架福﹐車到落海皮﹐開盡掣好似搭飛機四便呔向地離﹐車到咸淡水之間先至放餌﹐老友記我無執輸誓不樹白旗﹐話即在我未釣倒魚之前﹐忽然間個心有的感想噃

人有崇樓水中魚有石駁停留﹐石墈能做「竇」﹐善惡一樣有﹐與我地無分別謀食追求﹐水裡分疆界相爭決鬥﹐起風波﹐一朝遭網莫能漏﹐似人生﹐忽遭災劫莫可救。

騎騎老友記﹐人同魚真係有好多到相同嘅﹐就有好多點同埋一樣啱﹐乜點樣同埋、乜唔同唧﹐人就有皇帝同總統呀﹐佢又有海龍王﹐大家有貴有賤﹐有惡有善﹐而且一樣有運行有運講­嘅﹐嗱﹐魚唔失運又點會上釣落網,人唔失運﹐當然唔會遭逢意外之災啦﹐呢﹐話口未完個條魚絲郁郁吓咯﹐咪嘈﹐咪嘈﹐起!

哈哈哈﹐重唔釣到你 我估係邊一位喎﹐原來係兜大石斑。睇你瓣頂四四方方﹐應該當為老襯辦至啱﹐騎騎﹐老襯啦!怕你生得雍容又華貴﹐始終難過美人關。怕你?乜你聞倒陣脂粉除﹐想撲埋嚟咬番啖係­嗎?梗係啦、唔係會咁咩。呢次索油索著火水﹐抵你唔死一身潺。

你一經上釣惡甩身﹐永不返得海鹹河淡。(白) 石班呀石班﹐睇你荷包大舊﹐衣服靚溜﹐面皮夠厚﹐任釣唔嬲﹐好﹐你痞抵一痞啦老友﹐咦﹐條魚絲又郁郁吓﹐睇﹐呢兜梗係白臘仔﹐白臘仔又名海上亞飛﹐精到無影﹐唔怕你精﹐至­怕你唔來﹐你聞倒陣脂粉除﹐你重有唔上釣。

上!哈哈﹐係你咯掛。你呢兜白臘仔﹐駛乜虛偽你人極「曳」﹐貪色追美易沉迷﹐騎騎﹐抵啦!脂粉計係人都驚畏﹐唏、好色啦﹐靚仔更易維擊﹐成日咁追女人﹐尤怕尤怕美人威﹐你­都未知死﹐我睇你來頭幾巴閉﹐睇你唔肥唔瘦亦唔矮﹐裝飾多華麗名貴﹐結果終須氹你入圍。

小亞飛週身白霍﹐專好踢索﹐大咬飛擒﹐隨海咁撲﹐聞倒脂粉香搏命咁搏﹐最乞人憎﹐輕挑浮薄﹐正式水浸麵包﹐又淨又靠索﹐痞低啦亞飛﹐好﹐又到第三單﹐咦﹐睇吓﹐咦﹐郁郁地­﹐嘩嘩﹐郁噃﹐條魚絲郁噃﹐唉地﹐睇吓呢條係乜嘢﹐ 乜嘢得咁厲害﹐睇吓乜嘢咁巴閉呢喂。

唏﹐最無用係你﹐我仲估係乜嘢魚。原來係老坑﹐因為塘虱夠力猛﹐力猛力猛我釣魚唔係慣﹐真真心淡﹐肥佬俾你撞慣

Cantonese Opera Song

全曲 24 分 46 秒
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  • A very good song by Leung Shing Por.  However, it's too short. Could anyone upload the whole song?? Thanks a lot.

  • Youtube 只容許上傳 10 分鐘的短片

  • 已放上原曲連結

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  • 聽落很有道理呀...很好...非常之好..

  • 嘩,聽番都幾過癮!

  • @taijeime The lyrics of this wonderful classics from Leung Shing Bor actually contains lost of wisdom that can be applied to work and life ^^!!

  • 此曲應為波叔之代表作,美中不足的是由[朱大祥]玩梵鈴,如果由­B叔玩,一定更正!Thanks!

  • full version please

  • I think you meant "male". A mail is a letter.

  • 最好再分批上傳餘下的短片

  • very good, thanks zoundcracker.

  • Hi zoundcracke can post the full version on ZHARE again. Thanks

  • 條link死左.... = =

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