Bioshock Parody: Whacking a Woman with a Wrench

This is a second improptu take. We make fun of various aspects of the game, ranging from getting lost, to the "storyline," to various implausibilities.

There was actually an earlier, much funnier take but it has been lost to time. Lines from that take included:

"The funny thing is the more I inject myself, the more zombies I see!"

Guy: Where am I?! What is going on? Ahhh Zombies! *hack slash, hack slash* What does moving pipes around have to do with hacking?!

Adam: You've got to help my family.
Wife: I'm right here hun!
Adam: Ah thanks this tea is great. Could you get me some lucky charms while you're at it?

*guy gets frustrated and shoots himself*
"Bioshock: The worlds greatest game!"
*fade out as the camera pans to floor*

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[MadChemo]

You've got some ideas that aren't completely awful, but this is a bad, awkward execution.

My suggestion would be that you either just write it, or you do a comic or something. Failing that, learn to edit video so you can do re-takes and such. Someone who's really, really good at this type of performance could go ten minutes unedited and uninterrupted and have it work. You can't.

And ditch the guy who's running the camera. He's dead weight.

Well, deader weight.

[dartz07]

Wow thats intense critism-Did you really think we made this because were trying to secure an emmy?

[MadChemo]

No, I'm just a dick. But that's beside the point. You could still do better than this.

[dartz07]

Well if there are any gags that you'd like to share for a possible script, then I'm all ears.

[rknrollgurl1995]

WTF getta life and a better one at that oh and they arn't zombies they are splicers they are not DEAD yet i hope you family shames u for making this video! :(

[Ladiiesman2I7]

This is a shame...

[BrainSoupCentral]

...i cant formulate what to say

[buddyacker]

It's pretty stupid; the only slightly funny part was the "cherry popped" part. It was kinda like the game.

[keyinregulus3]

he's actually irish, I think...