The Pickle Song
Everyone wants a pickle
Everyone wants a pickle
Everyone wants a pickle
For joy on Christmas day!
The children gather nervously at the bottom of the stairs
They stretch their limbs and sing their hymns and pray their Christmas prayers.
They crane their necks to see the tree and try to sneak a peek
To get the gift they must be swift and a pickle they will seek!
Everyone wants a pickle
Everyone wants a pickle
Everyone wants a pickle
For joy on Christmas day!
The night before on Christmas eve St. Nicholas was here
And he did see that in the tree the pickle disappeared.
The pickle is as valuable as frankincense and myrrh
For the kid who finds it hid deep in the Douglas Fir.
Everyone wants a pickle
Everyone wants a pickle
Everyone wants a pickle
For joy on Christmas day!
For old and young and fat and thin and also short and tall
Everyone will admit the dill tradition's fun for all!
Except for Jen, who needs to cheat
A filthy filthy pickle thief!
She has no soul, she has no spine
Her heart pumps only pickle brine.
She turns a harmless Tannenbaum
Into another Vietnam!
Everyone wants a pickle
Everyone wants a pickle
Everyone wants a pickle
For joy on Christmas day!
Everyone wants a pickle
Everyone wants a pickle
Everyone wants a pickle
For joy on Christmas day!
this is probably the most precious thing I have ever seen...all I was thinking through the whole thing is 'I wonder if they do this every year' lol.
jrogersnnuedu 1 year ago