Super Strength

I used my superpowers to move a tree. Don't try this at home - it probably isn't all that safe.

Almost literal slapstick.

Couldn't hear the wind while I was filming and so didn't realise there was wind for the microphone to pick up.

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[dubhslaine2]

Smokeless fuel WTF! I guess you can get coal.

[Eliseharris]

@dubhslaine2 expensive special stuff, yeah. I think we would need the chimney's swept first anyway - probably haven't been used for over 30 years!

[dubhslaine2]

Any firewood from that?

[Eliseharris]

@dubhslaine2 well, possibly - but we are in a smokeless fuel area.

[Ape65]

Do you have garden clippers and a saw?

[ontayloro20]

That was amusing, but yes I agree, the solution to everything is a cup of tea!

[XmyAssYTmofo]

@XmyAssYTmofo I was just joking mind!

However It's true that in olden day a bloke would size up wife candidates by their strength and ability to assist in the fields and maintain a big produce garden.

They also were partial to a lassie with good birthing hips, and were wary of a gal that had a history of female relatives with many stillborn infants-- as a stillborn infant equals the loss of a future farmhand :-(

[XmyAssYTmofo]

You shall make a Welsh farmer a proper housewife someday.

[DudeX01]

You need to use your Jedi powers.

[CampKohler]

How do you dispose of yard waste in your area? Do you have a bin pickup, put it in the street, throw it out into the alley for someone else to deal with or what?

If you get a small piece of open-cell foam plastic and tape it over the mic, it should fix the wind noise problem.

[Steve7508]

I think this was the video they showed me at the chiropractors open day as an example of how not to move a fallen tree.

[arvidmr]

The smokeless fuel, a strict directive! Five star from the composition of the video***** :)

[rdeys420]

This is......hard.  Lol

You need to saw it first!

[geonerd]

Goodness, that was quite a tussle! I'm glad you emerged victorious. For a second there it looked like the tree was about to fall on you. That might make for an interesting headline: "Trapped woman rescued from ivy tree's deadly embrace!"