The Wicker Man part 1

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A thought provoking and unsettling tribute to the classic cult 1973 film.

Hmmm something tells me that it's hard to tell what's going on unless you know the actual plot. And even if you do know it...well yeah...

Anyway, here's the basics.
Sergeant Howie is a police man. (He's the one in the black button hat...even if the person appears to change!)
He's told that Rowan Morrison (a girl) has gone missing.
He flies over to Summerisle to investigate.
He, a devoted catholic is horrified by the villagers' bizarre pagan rituals and odd ways.
Who must he meet on his journey?
And what fate is ultimately awaiting him?
Mwahahahahaha....

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[coralarch]

Sgt Howie was NOT a Catholic!

[ElspethZanzibar]

I'm pretty sure he was, whatever do you mean?

[coralarch]

He wasn't Catholic. He belonged to a Protestant church.

[ElspethZanzibar]

Well I am sorry about that!

But how can you tell from this that I was portraying him as a catholic?

Was it the sign of the cross? I thought protestants did that as well.

Pardon my ignorance by the way haha

[cannibalfan]

Not bad, needed more nudity.

[ElspethZanzibar]

Well, join us next time for that infamous orgy scene, of which we gave you a sneak preview of at the end of this video!

Thanks for the comment :]

[ChesseAndRobot]

you mother fing piece devoured slimy orgy shit

[Drregaleagle]

@pennypyro42,

I saw the film but I don't own it so I can't see all the scenes, but I thought I recalled transubstantiation being compared to their pagan religion by the school marm when Howie questioned her.

[pennypyro42]

@Drregaleagle I'm pretty sure most Protestants take communion, and i think a lot of them don't do so every Sunday either (such as my own church). as for transubstantiation, i haven't yet seen the whole film, so idk. (i would've see the whole thing on youtube if Lionsgate hadn't taken half of it down! lol.)

[Drregaleagle]

@pennypyro42,

Yeah, some sects do, but as far as I know, Presbyterians usually don't take it every Sunday. Also, I thought some form of transubstantiation(Catholic) was mentioned in the film though I could be wrong.

[pennypyro42]

@Drregaleagle well, Protestants take communion too.

[Drregaleagle]

@pennypyro42,

In the film, it shows him taking communion right? So he'd be either Anglican or Roman Catholic. Lol, ElspethZanzibar! This was great :).

[pennypyro42]

@ElspethZanzibar maybe he was Anglican? idk.

[diztanguy]

young witches...?

[MmeLEnfer]

1st place - The Wicker Man with Lee and Woodward

2nd place - This version of the Wicker Man

347th place - The Wicker Man with Nicolas Cage

[Elz67]

Fabulous work, loved it!