This video is a spoof of this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El3koivWVkY
Karla, I know how much you enjoy my videos...
So I made one specially for you! =D
It's about what you do best... Subway!
Lyrics by: Stephanie Bechara
"What a Feeling" (Subway Spoof)
First, there is nothing but an empty food court
That you fear you will break your starving-- diet
All alone I have cried silent tears full of fat
In a world made of ideal, skinny models 305 264 1000
Well I-- see a Subway, close my eyes, smell the tuna
Jump around, take a hold of my blubber
What a feeling, bein obese
I can't have it all exercising for my health
Take your wheat bread, and become a Jared
Iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, green bell peppers, and red onions
Now I hear my stomach, need to eat, I am hungry
In a flash-- Taunting me, I see Wendys
What a feeling, bein obese
I will eat Subway, and lower what I-- weigh, today
Take your burger, trade it for a sandwich
Reduce that hunger, try to live a little bit longer
What a feeling!
(Spoken) What a feeling I feel--
That I am no longer a:
fatty, greasy, oily, blubbery,
chubby, portly, heavy, tubby, flabby, pudgy, girl!
What a feeling,
bein lean
Pepperoni, chicken teriyaki, and salami
What a feeling
I am thin now
I fit in my jeans now
Im eating fresh now
No, no, no, no more feeling fat
Please believe it..
(Spoken) I lost like over 6 billion pounds.
I dont even know how it happened,
I mean, I looked like a mound.
This is what I recommend:
Just like eat subway everyday.
At first theres a delay,
But thats okay, its like worth the wait.
Cause you totally lose weight.
The big flaw here is that the sandwiches mentioned in this video are tuna, pepperoni, salami, and chicken teriyaki. The chicken teriyaki is the only one of those three that is even remotely healthy. The tuna and spicy italian are two of the most fat packed sandwiches subway offers.
suchasucker 2 years ago
You are so right, but--
It's what rhymed with the sooong.
Lol.
FabulousStar23 2 years ago