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Uploaded by on Mar 15, 2011

The Wingman's Anthem.

Written & Directed by Payman Benz
Starring Adam Shapiro & Gareth Reynolds
Produced by Payman Benz, Ken Franchi & Jeff Ketcham
Cinematography by Chris Darnell
Also starring Katie Lowes, Meagan Grainger, Dallas Malloy, Kirsten Lee Barrie, Toni Charline, Dixie Perkinson, Abby Wathen, Curtis Rainsberry & Scott Blair.
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LYRICS

[Verse 1]
Easy sluts, easy hoes,
That's just all you'll take, oh,
Take, take, take them all,
But you never give.
Should've known you was selfish
From the first chick,
Had her mouth wide open.
WAIT Why was it open?

[Bridge 1]
you saw she had a rash and you shoved her in the trash,
you shoved her in the trash, that's weird.
To let me score just once is all I ever asked, 'cause
What you don't understand is

[Chorus 1]
I'd bang a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah)
Lay her down with no shame for ya (yeah, yeah)
I'd pass a 9 or an 8 to ya (yeah, yeah)
You know I'd bang anyone for ya (yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh, I would deal with mustard stains,
or stories about weight gain!
Yes, I would die for ya, broseph,
But you won't do the same.

No, no no no, bro no no,

[Verse 2]
Ripped back, Man Arms, freak me 'til I'm numb,
Reeks of garlic and metal breath, here's some chewing gum,
Bald women, Bland women, that's just all that I get,
Yeah, you've got a royal flush while I play Russian Roulette,

[Bridge 2]
I tried to make the pass with that girl who had the stache,
But you shoved her in the trash, why is that your thing?
To let me score just once is all I ever asked, 'cause
What you don't understand is

[Chorus 2]
I'd bang a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah)
Lay her down with no shame for ya (yeah, yeah)
I'd pass a 9 or an 8 to ya (yeah, yeah)
You know I'd bang anything for ya (yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh, I would deal with horrible pain,
or even varicose veins!
Yes, I would die for ya, broseph,
But you won't do the same.

[Verse 3]
Ooh, you don't feel like goin' out,
Yeah, I heard something's goin' around,
You said you got me, you're a liar, 'cause you never, ever, EVER did, broseph!
But, broseph,

[Chorus 3]
I'd still bang a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah)
Lay her down with no shame for ya (yeah, yeah)
I'd pass a 9 or an 8 to ya (yeah, yeah)
You know I'd do anyone for ya (yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh, I'll deal with ankle sprains,
Take a few home and run a train!
Yes, I would die for ya, broseph,
But you won't do the same.

[Outro]
No, you won't do the same 
You wouldn't do the same
Ooh, no need to do the same
Ohh, no no no no, bro no no

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  • Funniest vid ever!!!!!! Well done broseph

     haha

  • @DaBenMan4 thanks broseph!

  • Its time for another great parody upload. You guys could give Key of Awesome a run for their money if you would try and do a new song every month.

  • @imkluu thanks for the confidence! we don't do parodies normally, actually this is the first one. not sure if we could make them as often as they could, they're pretty consistent with releasing new ones. but if we get another idea for one, it's definitely getting made

  • @awkwardpictures I honestly think this was better quality than Key of awesome....

  • @Chaoskairi well, thank you very much!

Top Comments

  • @jfesmire hey, thank you so much for the kind words! I'm gonna yell at Greg for introducing you to us!  THAT JERK!!!!

  • haha the guy from magichugs is in this

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  • Much better than original ;)

  • Now that's taking one for the team lol

  • i think the video was funny

  • I think I mite of saw Adam in the new samsung galaxy S ii commercial.

  • I miss these guys :(

  • i would BANG a granade for not all woman !!!!

  • Who is that woman with red dress? Pretty woman!!!!!!!

  • Wats up with his nose

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