attack slug - E3 2k10 Rap Up

Download - http://www.attackslug.com/E3-2k10-RapUp.mp3

Random GIFs thanks to NEOGAF http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=398285

lyrics:
space ponchos and robo elephants
dear microsoft how the hell is this relevant
bet the canned demos that you show ain't tellin it
whatever your smokin, get me just a little bit
then you open up the show to the hardcore
i'm seeing all the sea of these sequels like it's jaws 4
and sure they got Gears if you want War
but is this really progress or stuck like a dartboard
lets flail, kinect in the building
kinectimals and then creepy little children
and skittles, this whole conference was lame
but heres a free Slim, now hand out the acclaim
creepy kids, here's dead space 2
and if you like guns, we got a club for you
bulletstorm demo with the skills for kills
shit shit dick dick shit shit fuck (eww)
looks impressive there ain't no mistake
i'll be on that like a fat kid on cake
star wars here's the MMO
but it's more CGI like MM... oh

ubisoft, have you gone insane?
i don't even need a wii for this light gun game
innergy? are you kidding me? breathe!
first person Rez is Eden, believe
rayman, mania, games that won't suck
micheal jackson game... what the fuck is going on
nintendo starts strong, then glitch
is miyamoto really gonna have to choke a bitch?
party sports games well i really don't care
kirby, dk, epic mickey, i'm there
3DS promo was corny but funny
Reggie laughs it up cause he knows it prints money
3D effect, i ain't even need shades
see it for yourself then they bring out the ladies
bigger news you may have missed
check out the 3rd party development list

sony claims to be kings of the 3D
i still gotta shell out another fuckin 3k for the tv
then we Move to the Move shit
is your product different, you still gotta prove this
KB on stage and taking shots
get the Move pricing, and everybodys shocked
highlight the marketing, thats lame stuff
PSP IS THE BIZNESS STEP YA GAME UP
is there really any value for PSN+
VALVE PORTAL GABE... wait.. WHAT
konami, what was you blazin
every last presenter was just so goddamn amazing
raiden, cussing with russel, beyblading
naoki, la parka, luchadore weigh in
just go and watch man, it's hard to explain it

Category:

Music

Tags:

• E3
• 2010
• nintendo
• microsoft
• ubisoft
• EA
• Konami
• nerdcore

[LeetGoose]

No 2011 one?

[PyroTheGamer]

Glad there's one of these for this year's E3!

Really captured the awkward moments well.

God knows there were plenty to choose from.

[ninjalove666]

LMAO! Holy ShitBalls Crazy. Love it!

[l33tshoe]

good effort