Stormin Mormon Rap

New York elders of The Church of Jesus Christ of Lattter-Day Saints share the gospel via rap. Elders Schow & Countryman.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Mormon
• missionaries
• LDS
• EFY
• BYU

[mszliyuwan]

Oh how I love Mormons <3

[hotsis2008]

I would like to see someone come up with something better. Stop hatin'

[rikku1101]

fags

[LoneWolf85]

@sonsofmosiah the P stands for preparation -day, a day they have to prepare for the rest of the week

[JENSTER411BBLARHAY]

It's called p- day because they dont have strict things to follow and they can pee everyday.....

[sonsofmosiah]

@LoneWolf85 Is that the only day they're allowed to pee? I heard they have to hold it in all week and can only pee on one day.

[sonsofmosiah]

THAT'S IT! I'M HAVING MY NAME REMOVED FROM THE CHURCH RECORDS!

[ryandolla]

yall need some ghetto booty in this

[bolowyn]

I had it on silent. Nevertheless these people are cunts.

[number1niefan]

It didn't tell me how magnets work.:(

[2hungry4u]

[36] Be merciful, just as your Father is merciful.

[2hungry4u]

[34] And if you lend to those from whom you expect repayment, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' lend to 'sinners,' expecting to be repaid in full. [35] But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, because he is kind to the ungrateful and wicked.

[2hungry4u]

[30] Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. [31] Do to others as you would have them do to you. [32] "If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' love those who love them. [33] And if you do good to those who are good to you, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' do that.

[2hungry4u]

I shall be praying for the haters because even as jesus said in the bible

(which we mormons do believe in)

Luke 6:27-36

[27] "But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, [28] bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. [29] If someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also. If someone takes your cloak, do not stop him from taking your tunic.

[2hungry4u]

Ahhh I am a Mormon and proud of it.

[LoneWolf85]

@radiorecord1 ummm it was probably p-day

[ChuloRapper]

Check out "do it" on my profile

[ThePrincessPotter]

Hey we don't go hatin on ur religion back off!

[ideologger]

That was pretty cool. Mormonism is an interesting bit of mythology, but no more founded in truth than every other fairy tale. They don't bother to teach you the full story of JS, the demonstrably fraudulent Book of Abraham, his adultery, Adam God etc etc. once you've gone on mission it's prolly too late. Cognitive dissonance is a bitch.

[itolokz]

go suck josphes smith dick and your bishops dick

i go to the sanger ward in ca fuck all you mormans and scoot taylor an, suck elder jankins cock and nut all on his face dont for get to cum in in ass hole and bite his ass hairs off and give him a rim job slut ass hoe scank ass punk rock bizzy follow me on twitter @yooomichael lol check you out ese sur 14 dawg hahah ily:) jk

[emceeschwartz]

you have an ungodly talent...

[Mrsteisag2]

@emaustralia so theres no racism in australia

[maame85]

SWAG!

[yarginjargin17]

lame

[puncegirl]

stop being bitchy ( in England btw so that isnt a swear word in case some Americans think it is for me its not but apologies for you guys) Can you stop being all religion isnt true then thinking its right to "stick up for your beliefs?" cause to be fully honest if you are wise at all on the internet you will know it gets you nowhere and i know they say practice your faith but in person not online and start a huge debate on how your right and they must be wrong. people have differences chill out.

[puncegirl]

@radiorecord1 you must be silly to think this hasn't worked for a lot of people. This has not only made a family happy that they are visiting its made a lot as you can see by views and likes a lot of people happy on the internet that's a quite a big thing.