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The Top 10 Reasons Why the Bible is Repulsive

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Uploaded on Aug 14, 2006

By watching this short video, you will prove to yourself that the Bible is repulsve. A book that is this repulsive has no place in our society.

Example 1

The vast majority of Americans believe that God exists, that Jesus is his son, and that God himself gave us the Bible and the Ten Commandments. In fact, Supreme court Justice Antonin Scalia has said that "Ninety-nine percent of Americans believe in the ten commandments." He has also said, "What the commandments stand for is the direction of human affairs by God."

If 99% of Americans believe in the ten commandments, how can the Bible be repulsive? Let's take the fourth commandment as an example. It says: Remember the sabbath day, and keep it holy. For six days you shall labour and do all your work. But the seventh day is a sabbath to the Lord your God; you shall not do any work—you, your son or your daughter, your male or female slave, your livestock, or the alien resident in your towns. [Exodus 20: 8-9]

This, supposedly, is the word of God, the almighty ruler of the universe.

Now think about this. Wal-mart is open on the Sabbath. And so is Target. Best buy is open on the Sabbath. And so is Circuit City. Home Depot is open on the Sabbath. And so is Lowes. In fact, millions of businesses in America have employees working on the Sabbath. Even Christian Family Bookstores has employees working on the Sabbath.

What should we do with all of these people who are breaking the fourth commandment?

In the Bible's book of exodus - the same book that contains the ten commandments the Bible tells us what to do with everyone who breaks the fourth commandment. Exodus 31 verse 15 tells us exactly what to do: For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day is a Sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD. Whoever does any work on the Sabbath day must be put to death.

That's right. The Bible commands the death penalty for anyone who works on the Sabbath, and we should obey. Right? This means we have to kill tens of millions of Americans.

Should we line these tens of millions of Americans up and shoot them?

Should we put them in giant gas chambers?

I think we can all agree that the thought of killing millions of innocent Americans is repulsive. A book this repulsive has no place in our society.

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  • John Doe

    I'M GOING TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND THREATEN PEOPLE WITH IMAGINARY THINGS THAT CAN'T BE PROVEN UNLESS THEY "REPENT" SO EVERYONE WILL NEGATIVE VOTE MY COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!! PLUS A LOT OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN I AM GOING TO DEBATE PEOPLE BITTERLY AND QUOTE AN OLD BOOK. I MIGHT EVEN REVERT TO OLD ENGLISH WHILST DOING SO TO THEE!!!!!!!! THOU HAST BEEN WARNDETH!!!!!!!!!

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  • Braindeadevilash

    I DON'T UNDERSTAND CHRISTIANS WHO ARE ONLINE TELLING EVERYONE THAT gOD IS REAL. WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO CONVINCE? OTHERS? ATHIESTS? OR ARE YOU SIMPLY TRYING TO CONVINCE YOURSELF? IF YOU ARE TRYING TO COVINCE ATHIESTS THAT gOD IS REAL, OR THAT THE BIBLE ISN'T REPULSIVE, THEN GIVE IT UP. ATHIESTS ARE CRITICAL THINKERS AND A COUPLE OF IDIOTIC (and in all caps) COMMENTS ONLINE ARE NOT GOING TO CHANGE THAT. BEING A HUMAN WITH A FUNCTIONING BRAIN WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN MAGIC MYSELF, I KNOW THAT.

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  • Karin Sjöström

    "Stoning and burning has been in the past! It's then been perfectly fine!" Do you even realise how ridiculous you sound? So many innocent people killed because of a shitty myth. Stop worshipping this imaginary evil god and start using your actual reason.

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  • AeroeGraphix

    No he won't, he faker than a porn stars tits.

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  • stevenmg95

    The old testament was the set of laws before the new testament of jesus christ.. the laws changed with the times. You know nothing about the bible.

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  • stevenmg95

    99% of americans DONT believe in the ten commandments and the person who said that is a fucking idiot

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  • keiondra jones

    GOD IS ALIVE.. HE WILL SHOW HIMSELF TO U

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  • tazluvpizza

    Thank you for standing up for Jesus.

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  • rob whee

    Richard Carrier,David Fitzgerald,Robert M Price,Alvar Ellegard are scholars that

    refute existence.Alpha/Omega is from the ancient Roman God "Janus" past/future.

    Image search "tropaion" "caesar's comet" "chi ro" "caesar coin" "divus iulius"

    Youtube search "wax imago" "Deception & Lies Built Christianity""skepticon"

    "the god that wasn't there" "caesar's comet" "gospel of caesar" "crown of destiny"

    The continued belief that Jesus was real by anybody is perpetuation of lies.

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  • tglutting

    Why does your voice sound so f**king evil

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