Pineapple Express "Item 9"

Opening scene of Pineapple Express where they are testing "item 9" on a soldier in the past.
Holy crap, 60k+. Makes me feel good, like a......... slice of butter........ melting on top of a........ big ole pile of flapjacks!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• pineapple
• express
• item
• weed
• dope
• rogen
• franco
• funny
• lol
• dumb
• stupid
• idiot
• high
• drugs
• dealer

[AlecZorric]

We need a movie about private Miller

[godwar99]

@bigboibrown17 i've seen actual high people, i don't think they have the motivation to rebel

[RoederGaming]

@godwar99 I am actually high several times a month. And I do not have the urge to rebel. More the opposite. I'm just laid back and relaxing. Eating chips.

[aleuthewolf]

@desuforeverlulz

It's like if Ben and Jerry's marketed weed

[bostonred11]

Well sir, I feel like a...like a slice of butter...melting, on top of a...big ol pile of flapjacks...........yeah...

[desuforeverlulz]

There should be a weed strain called "Item 9."

[The3Pigeons]

where are the boobies

[nightwalkersbreak]

looks like privet miller escaped his death... who else would dislike this?

[toke8161]

i feel like a slice of butter melting on top of a big old pile of flap jack's lolol

[blakews48]

Fuck you!



[KwipperTheBear]

I am assuming it's a theory as to how weed became illegal.

[tomleykisjr]

i think item 9 is supposed to be a satirical reference to plan 9 from outer space