Because of You (Chocolate) - A Parody

A light-hearted parody of Kelly Clarkson's hit song for all the chocolate lovers in the world.

Written & produced by Jim McKenzie
Vocal & Video Performance by Kristen Huish
Special assistance from John Carmean

"Because Of You (Chocolate)" Lyrics
with apologies to Kelly Clarkson

I will not make a plain milkshake without you
I will not let myself cause my heart that much misery
I will not waste you on the lid, you taste so good
I've learned the hard way
To never let you get too far

Because of you
I never stray too far from the ice box
Because of you
I learned to make a mudslide when my feelings hurt
Because of you
I find that I must eat not only you, but everything around me
Because of you
I am alive

I lose some weight
And it's not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Without five pounds that's added to my thighs
I'm forced to take a pill, for heartburn everyday of my life
My pants might possibly break
And they didn't even fit to start with

I eat your pie
I lick you dry every night before sleep
It was so yum
You should have known better than to limit me
I never thought of anything else
I just saw your name
And now I lie in the middle of the night
With the same craving

Because of you
I never stray too far from the ice box
Because of you
I learned to make a mudslide when my feelings hurt
Because of you
I try my hardest just to frosting everything
Because of you
I don't know how to let anything else in
Because of you
I'm ashamed of my fridge because it's empty
Because of you
I am alive

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Because
• of
• you
• Chocolate
• Parody
• Kelly
• Clarkson

[ogbruticus]

Nice video! If that really was you singing, you NEED to be on American Idol yourself. You just have to sing a song that isn't so fattening :)

[superstar32785]

oh! you did an excellent job! i loved the line " you never stray too far from the icebox!" funny stuff there! keep it up!

Chat Later, Nixon Lee

[lavy1232]

i feel the same way

[MiaJay52]

Good job. :)

This video really is amazing. So is your voice. :)

[rhianemoss]

God i just love chocolate

[SuperPeachStar]

and i love the 0.21 to 0.22 so good!!!!

[SuperPeachStar]

I love this song such a good voice and so creative

[hotgirl499]

OMG THAT VIDEO MADE ME CRAVE CHOCOLATE SO BAD LOLOLOL!! XDD Going out to buy a kit-kit or something.

[kingnathan45000]

i love the song love tham

[MeganPerna]

Wow , yur amazing . Yu have a wonderful voice . Like the other people said , yu should deff go try out for American Idol . Yu could do it . Now to the parody of Kelly Clarksons song , i normally wound't like it , but unlike some of them , yurs wasn't hurtful . It was funny . Great job !

[rydersledshop1]

what a great voice

[jeepcherokee76]

A+ work. one of the best sounding parodies. it doesn't hurt my ears to listen to it =D