BDE: Review 4

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx9Bp2KTKdA

Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzwx7KZFb-k

Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE0wn0-mNzA

Nahuel, who if many of you aren't aware is also named after a sea monster. "Many tourists around the popular Argentinian resort of Bariloche have sighted a lake monster that has been dubbed "Nahuelito." In the manner of Nessie, Nahuelito is named after the body of water that is her domain, Nahuel Huapi Lake, which covers 318 sq. miles at the foot of the Patagonian mountains. " for srs.

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[christal718]

a man needs blood to have an erection, so skip the sperm lol he doesnt have blood

[glenakin]

Yes I remember that bullshit Meyer said about Bella being more prepared - that makes no sense. Preparation does not take away thirst. Preparation for something is a mental/emotional aspect of a person; thirst for blood/water is a biological aspect of a person. If I shoot you, preparation won't take away the pain. If you get hit by a car, preparation won't take away the pain.

But preparation takes away the thirst from Bella.... What. The. Fuck.

[erinlovesheadbands]

oh, and as far as the sperm thing, has edward seriously not wanked in his 100-something years? seriously, his limited supply of sperm would be gone seeing as he can't produce any more as he is basically a rock. this isn't even mentioning the blood/erection thing or the fact that rock's can't have an erection/ejaculate, lmfao. gosh this book. i hate it so much and meyer is fucked up in her conceited little head.

[erinlovesheadbands]

i'm watching this whole review from start to finish (minus part 3, boo) and all i can think is 'how am i going to sit through this movie?'

summit is lucky that i love kristen, taylor and rob so much, otherwise i would most definitely not be seeing it.

[missyessi]

wait.... where is number 3?!

[FOeverrSHOrty]

why was the third part deleted? could you repost it?

[NiNjABUg22]

epic mary-sue powers lol!! thanks so much for making these videos- you helped me get some of my frustration out just by watching you :)

only now they're talking about making breaking dawn into THREE seperate films and i'm just getting pissed off all over again :/

[DragonflameWolfpaw]

"You're so vain~! You probably think this song is about you, don't you, don't you, don't you?"

That's the song going through my head when reading the mirror scene. I wanted to puke.

And Bella's, "At least I'm pretty."?

...

GABFLABARTYGIBBET! *explodes*

[DragonflameWolfpaw]

Skip the theories; you can't make them based on Meyer's twisted science.

[hennaluv]

lmao. ur absolutely hilarious. i get what you're saying. it all makes sense.

but you're overthinkin things.

if you're gona get techinical abt it, might aswel ask y ther's vamps in the books. her take on vamps isn't a typical portrayal of vamps in other literary works. your sperm thoery made sense. she was so freaking vague about EVERYTHING. things that were included in the book shouldve been taken out-there were much mor interestin things happenin all around nd she failed to capture it

[suzzeexQ]

If their circulatory and digestive systems not longer work, why should their reproductive system work? Oh that's right, they shouldn't.