Presented to you, free of charge, Big Bunch of Doug Shorts - Don't Touch, a short film about blasting cap safety. It was the first short I riffed solo, and it's FREE.
This and other iRiffs (both shorts and feature length movies) can be purchased here: http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/Americas%20Favorite%20Guy/user
This is the official Rifftrax description:
Apparently, in the 1970s, Mid-West parents would barge into the teacher's lounge and yell, "Why can't Johnny read?! Why can't Johnny count? Why does Johnny only have one hand?!"
So, in order to curb the population of gas station attendants nicknamed Stubby, the IME put together this film about a smart kid, a mush mouth kid and some other kid that doesnt do much as they take life lessons from a guy who drives around in a station wagon.
Thrill to the lunch box scene! Delight at the learning! Get excited about trying to figure out why the kids dad has a blasting cap in his garage!
Join Americas Favorite Guy, Doug Driesel Jr. (Orwellian Nightmare Society) as he learns the intricacies of disposing exploitable wires. This is a VOD, containing both the short and the riff pre-synced.
MST3King a safety commercial. right on.
niflap 1 year ago