Four American Troops Tragically Killed Along With 23 Afghanis

Autistic reporter Michael Falk reports it is bad that four U.S. soldiers died but it is good that nearly two dozen Taliban soldiers died. (Aired 10/18/11)

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[Raza Shah]

I'm surprised Michael Falk didn't notice that the Major was wearing a Colonel's ranks. And no, I'm not autistic, just extremely bored.

[VockCelain]

The way the "major" said 'no' is perhaps the funniest part of the video.

[Mentha Trecenta]

dont mess up the Taliban with the Afghan people! the Afghans hate the Taliban sometimes just as much as they hate the Americans. the "defend-their-own-home" people are more the tribal militias, who have a awkward relationship to the Taliban, to say the least.

[RepublicAgent]

They're fighting for their homes.

[kaizervonmaanen]

The Taliban wins no matter what, and now they chased our countries (Nato) out of Afghanistan... It's crazy... We have helicopters and tanks and everything, they have farmers with machine guns and still they managed to chase us off

[RedeemedChef]

Thumbs up if you thought this was real news at first. Thank you, Onion!

[Elvin Sosa]

Nigga stupid -.-

[jefffob18]

Was he really talking to them??!

[Stormwern]

As an autistic, I find shitty impressions of autistics offensive, this is brilliant!

[EnigmaticApathy]

But Michael Falk makes me laugh?

[mariano bula]

What's the 411,mike?!