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matthew chapter 17

Is saw a baseball team in a tree once on half a hit of acid and a few joints. So I believe they might have thought they saw, they were Peter, James and John, Moses and Elijah having a talk with Jesus.

"Let's build 3 temples."

"No time."

"This is my son and I like him."

The disciples had had too much wine and crashed face first on the ground.

"Get up, you drunks."

They looked up and saw only Jesus holding out a joint.

"Don't tell anyone about this until I've left the country."

They asked how come about Elijah. And Jesus told them it was John the Baptist. Beheaded for his beliefs. The same would happen to Jesus. Except for the head leaving the body because some bitch thought it would be a funny little ironic joke on her husband.

Flog.

Dung. I just had a vision of people walking through paradise flogging themselves.

Jesus rags his disciples out for not having enough faith to deal with the evil spirit of a little boy.

"Every little boy has an evil spirit. But it is only one of the many spirits evolution has given him. Love him for all that he is and you will see he just wanted some ice cream."

With a little faith and a drop of understanding, you can do anything.

Jesus then reminded his disciples he would hang soon. The day of the eclipse was drawing nei.

"What."

Always a time table in space physics.

Jesus tells Peter if taxes gotta be paid, don't look for the Jewish exemption law. Pull a coin out of the mouth of a fish. And take it to the temple mafia.

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  • I LOVE YOU GOD BLESS YOU AND MAY GOD BLESS YOUR FAMILY AS WELL THANK YOU FOR READING

    -LEACH ,A MAN OF GOD

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