Bo Burnham - "Rant" with LYRICS- Aladdin Theater - 10/16/2009 *EXPLICIT*

Bo's 12th song "Rant" which he later released as part of his Words, Words, Words album on October 19th, 2010. This was at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon on October 16, 2009.

Lyrics:
All the seats at the Sunday masses
Filled with the masses massive ass
Classes bypass as fast as molasses
Ceremonial reading glasses
Read!
A little bit of Leviticus
All the kids are a little too little for this
All the parents nod in agreement
I think I can vaguely see what he meant
Its too early in the morning glory
To read another allegory story
The father reads a little bit farther
Assuring the assured that they need not bother
When God
In verse 45
Said that slaves are okay to buy
He meant that people all from the start
Each have slaves within their hearts
Things that we have sold or bought
Then are forced to pick our moral cotton
He calls us to set these free
Free our hearts from slavery
And then as God goes on to explain
The logistics of buying and selling slaves
He was fucking around

In the back I sit and I nod
To the beats that are bumping from my iPod
My god theyre starting to pray
And over the music I can hear them say
"Dear God"
"Dear Lord"
"Dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword."
"Dear good all seeing being
My way or the highway, Yahweh"
The blue balled anti masturbator
The great all loving faggot hater
I'd like to thank your holy might for
Making me both rich and white and
Though this is your day of rest
I come to you with one request
There's so much pain beyond this steeple
Wars and drugs and homeless people
Sadness where there should be joy
Hate and rape and Soldier Boy
A world of darkness needs your light
So I'm sure your schedules pretty tight but
My dog just had surgery
If you could fix that first...

Deborah
Messing's fingers in a holy place
Hail Mary full of Grace

Obama
Could you pass some hope to the pope
I know a couple dudes who want to elope
See the Church said nope so bros can't cope
The bros can grope but the bros can't cope
They've been in love and they've been addicted
Who said they shouldn't?
Benedict did
Cause in the holy land of the Lord
He's the holy landlord
And dicks are evicted
Cause you can be a benedict
If you've been a dick under Benedict
But you cant have benedicts
Because there's only one Pope
With only one dick
What? Yeah
A dick on a Pope is just like a soap on a rope
Cause its pointless unless in prison
Throw up your Bibles
Christ has risen
Hallelujah now its raining men
Because the gender ratios 1 to 10
Winos at the eucharist station
Transgendered substantiation

Jesus wasn't the Messiah
Get back on the heretic and I'm on fire
It was Oedipus those holy nights
The holy mother fu**ing Christ
I'm a blasphema
Post Katrina
Crusin' the marina
On a crusade the crew's aides
And blast FEMA
You're too late
Were fucked
We don't need ya

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[juices1234]

@TheKR0N1Kkilla Other way around my good sir... Bo Burnham is one of Eminem's idols.

[nursetwin22]

I so kept singing "Amen. In the name of the father, son, and holy ghost. Hands, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turn up your nose. Strike that pose. HEY MACARENA!"

[colesabeast123]

he looks so gay here but hes a beast

[MrPhishdix]

@juices1234 lol falssee.

[artemisandbandit4ev]

@SlimMatthers why would anybody be a fan of eminem at all?

[fluttershy447]

HATE AND RAPE AND SOLJA BOY

LOL

[animalguardian1]

aaw no macarena!!

[Chase7489]

Alright Shake your Dicks this pissing match is over

[juices1234]

@SlimMatthers Haha you obviously did, otherwise you wouldn't have wasted your own time giving me a history lesson on eminem.

[SlimMatthers]

@juices1234 Like i already established, I didnt take it to serious i just dont care for your sarcasm thats all. So settle down.