"Sarah Pale In Comparison"

Shot at a Motel 6 in Minneapolis - glamorous, huh?

SARAH, PALE IN COMPARISON

words and music
copyright 2008 by
Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby

John McCain chose a running mate, chose the most qualified
'cause he looked at his short list, and said, "She's the least tall." If I'd
Had to predict which one he'd have picked, she's the one
Sarah, Pale in Comparison


She spent twenty long months as Alaska's governor
Nine of those months with a bun in the oven, her
Publicist said she was tested and ready to run
Sarah, Pale in Comparison


It's a beautiful day
For Kay Bailey Hutchison
And Condoleezza Rice
Is saying, "Thank you so much!" an' sin-
-cerely, I know Hillary's so full of admiration

She's a vicious attack dog and Miss Congeniality
Doesn't know what the VP does, but that's a technicality
Glad to be in the race just to visit new places like Washington
Sarah, Pale in Comparison

Actually, she was his second choice...
He got turned down by the mayor of Narnia...


She can make a moose stew
She can flay a caribou
When they asked for her assessment of the situation in the Middle East, she said she hadn't given it much thought
Good one, Sarah , boo yah!

The VP must be ready in case of catastrophe
So no one can say she's McCain's latest ass trophy
Biden's a square, and he can't wear his hair in a bun
Not like Sarah, oh Sarah
Pale in Comparison

She wears skirts just like a woman

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• sarah
• palin
• vice
• president
• mccain
• satire
• dylan

[entwood]

Brilliant stuff Roy. As a long time Dylan fan I appreciated all the references. I just found you on youtube and this is about the 12th song I've listened to in a row.

Skillful guitar and razor sharp lyrics with inventive, clever rhymes. Glad I found you. Keep rollin'.

[ohcrilll]

I know. Her.

[jetszombie64]

Visions of Johanna. I believe that's the Dylan song. Funny.

[26stacyann]

"She was McCain's second choice. He was turned down by the mayor of Narnia."

LMFAO

[vlopresto]

Love it, Roy! I noticed you sound like another famous Zimmerman a little in this song...

[RedAndy88]

35 people pale in comparison to Roy Zimmerman.

[MyTotalRemedy]

"She's a vicious attack dog and miss congeniality". That could also describe Ann Coulter.

[DarthVreda]

Awesome! Gotta love a Dylan-esque song bashing Sarah Palin. *smiles with great satsifaction*

[whyusucksobad]

wow that was lame.

[alexander33345]

Sarah Palin ADS + ROYZIMMERMAN= EPIC FAIL

[sakar181]

@No1Rides4Free

Hahaha!!! Man oh man, can anyone say right wing nutbaggery? Palin is a fuckwit who thinks the earth is 6000 years old. People like that, and you, should be stricken from voter rolls and locked away in a science classroom until reality sets in. Difficult, i know; those thick skulls block reason from entering the tiny brains.